Uptowners (skit)

Dinner was lovely

It was very nice, dear

I particularly enjoyed the scallops

Let's get some music

Yes, that'll be nice

Uhm, darling, would you mind to much if I listened to something else?

Hm?

*Changes radio stations, Sean Paul comes up*

This is dancehall!

Yes

Darling, that's rubbish, you're going to ruin a perfect evening

But I like dancehall and that's Sean Paul

Dancehall is rubbish, Sean Paul?

Yes

In my car?

I don't listen to dancehall

I think he's cute

Cute?!

Uhu

Rubbish man!

Sean Paul?

Dancehall?

Can't be cued in my car

But listen

This is rubbish

Bu-but I like dancehall!

Listen to me, there's no more dancehall

Listen, if you give it a chance

It's rubbish!

You'll like it to!

No - Yes, you will

It's rubbish, you're going to ruin

Yes, you will

The evening with this Sean Paul foolishness

Dutty yeah

What is that?

Dutty, yeah

Rubbish dutty yeah

Dutty, yeah

Just stop this rubbish now

Dutty, yeah

Stop the rubbish!

Dutty, yeah

Stop the rubbish!

Dutty, aah