Knock 'Em Out

Alright so this is a song about anyone

It could be anyone

You're just doing your own thing

And some one comes out the blue

They're like

Alright

What ya saying

Yeah can I take your digits

And you're like

No not in a million years

You're nasty

Please leave me alone

Cut to the pub on our last night out

Man at the bar cos it was his shout

Clocks this bird and she looks ok

She Caught him looking

And she walks his way

Alright darling

You gonna buy us a drink then

Err no

But I was thinking of buying one for your friend

She's got no taste hand on his waist

Tries to pull away but her lips on his face

If you insist I'll have a white wine spritzer

Sorry love

But you ain't a pretty picture

Can't knock em out, can't walk away

Try desperately to think of

The politest way to say

Just get out my face

Just leave me alone

And no you can't have my number

Why

Because I've lost my phone

Oh yeah

Actually yeah I'm pregnant

Having a baby in like 6 months so no

Yeah, yeah

I recognize this guy's way of thinking

As he comes over her face starts sinking

She's like

Oh here we go

It's a routine check that she already knows

She's thinking

They're all the same

Yeah you alright baby

You look quiet still

Yeah what's your name

She looks in her bag

Takes out a fag

Tries to get away from the guy on a blag

Can't find a light

Here use mine

You see the thing is

I really don't have the time

Can't knock em out,can't walk away

Try desperately to think of

The politest way to say

Just get out my face

Just leave me alone

And no you cant have me number

Because I've lost my phone

Go away now

Let me go

Are you stupid

Or just a little slow

Go away now I've made myself clear

Nah it's not gonna happen

Not in a a million years

Can't knock em out,can't walk away

Try desperately to think of

The politest way to say

Just get out my face,just leave me alone

And no you cant have me number

Because I've lost my phone

Can't knock em out

Can't walk away

Try desperately to think of

The politest way to say

Just get out my face

Just leave me alone

And no you cant have me number

Because I've lost my phone

Nah I've gotta go

Cos my house is on fire

I've got herpes

Err no I've got syphilis