Alright so this is a song about anyone
It could be anyone
You're just doing your own thing
And some one comes out the blue
They're like
Alright
What ya saying
Yeah can I take your digits
And you're like
No not in a million years
You're nasty
Please leave me alone
Cut to the pub on our last night out
Man at the bar cos it was his shout
Clocks this bird and she looks ok
She Caught him looking
And she walks his way
Alright darling
You gonna buy us a drink then
Err no
But I was thinking of buying one for your friend
She's got no taste hand on his waist
Tries to pull away but her lips on his face
If you insist I'll have a white wine spritzer
Sorry love
But you ain't a pretty picture
Can't knock em out, can't walk away
Try desperately to think of
The politest way to say
Just get out my face
Just leave me alone
And no you can't have my number
Why
Because I've lost my phone
Oh yeah
Actually yeah I'm pregnant
Having a baby in like 6 months so no
Yeah, yeah
I recognize this guy's way of thinking
As he comes over her face starts sinking
She's like
Oh here we go
It's a routine check that she already knows
She's thinking
They're all the same
Yeah you alright baby
You look quiet still
Yeah what's your name
She looks in her bag
Takes out a fag
Tries to get away from the guy on a blag
Can't find a light
Here use mine
You see the thing is
I really don't have the time
Can't knock em out,can't walk away
Try desperately to think of
The politest way to say
Just get out my face
Just leave me alone
And no you cant have me number
Because I've lost my phone
Go away now
Let me go
Are you stupid
Or just a little slow
Go away now I've made myself clear
Nah it's not gonna happen
Not in a a million years
Can't knock em out,can't walk away
Try desperately to think of
The politest way to say
Just get out my face,just leave me alone
And no you cant have me number
Because I've lost my phone
Can't knock em out
Can't walk away
Try desperately to think of
The politest way to say
Just get out my face
Just leave me alone
And no you cant have me number
Because I've lost my phone
Nah I've gotta go
Cos my house is on fire
I've got herpes
Err no I've got syphilis