Walking Jewish

作曲：Howard Rigberg

One fine day I was walking home from school

You came the other way and you made me drool

Bo bo bull a ta adonai

You know I'm that type of guy

My palms get sweaty and my tongue starts to wag

There's just something about a man with the tallest bag

I tried to ask the rabbi but the rabbi said no

I got it bad like moses when he had to raise his staff

If the sheets got wet he just parked them in half

I may not have the force game

But you know I've got the balls

I'm walking jewish down your halls

I'm walking jewish down your halls

When I turned thirteen the canner took me by the hand

Said forget your bar mister kid I'll make you a man

Forget about your prayers forget about your chance

If you're looking for religion

It's right there in your pants

And on that day I learned how to be a jew

If messiah's gonna come then I might as well too

Come in my temple we can do it all night

Boil me up I'm your everlasting life

It's like david and goliath when you pull my trigger

Your boyfriend may be big but my rock is bigger

I may not have the foreskin

But you know I've got the balls

I'm walking jewish down your halls

I'm walking jewish down your halls