President Carter - Album Version

God bless America

Carter, are you prepared to take the constitutional oath?

I am

Would you place your left hand on the Bible

And raise your right hand and repeat after me, I

President Carter, Pre-President Carter

President Carter, Pre-President Carter

President Carter, Pre-President Carter

President Carter, Pre-President Carter

Sitting on the world, I got life in my hand

So these days I try to think twice when I can

Money on my mind, as God as my witness

Love don't live here and it don't even visit

I do this for my Uptown politicians

Walked in the kitchen and found a pot to piss in

** ain't satisfied until their mama missin'

** ain't satisfied until their mama miss 'em

Uh, I'm a monster, exorcisms

Tote tools like mechanics, mechanisms

Uh, detrimental on any instrumental

I say you rappers sweet, I pay the incidentals

I'm beneficial, I've been official

I say you rappers sweet, tiramisu, haha

I like my short cake shorter

Ain't no ** harder than (I)

President Carter, Pre-President Carter

President Carter, Pre-President Carter

President Carter, Pre-President Carter

President Carter, Pre-President Carter (uh)

President Carter, Pre-President Carter (uh)

President Carter, Pre-President Carter (uh)

President Carter, Pre-President Carter

President Carter, Pre-President Carter (uh)

Nobody gives you a chance, you gotta take chances

Your family tree, I will break branches

'Cause I don't give a **, I put the ** in **assin

Smoke you like a blunt, then it's ashes to ashes

The future is born, put the past in the casket

If real ** is dead, then **, I'm a bastard

Uh, appetite for disaster

I want a full plate, then another plate after

Uh, yesterday just died

Tomorrow never cried, the days of our lives

When ** get deep I'm never afraid to dive

Let the money pile up until I'm buried alive

Ask who the ** want it, I bring it to your doorbell

Have ** in your yard like a yard sale

Smoking **, getting head in the oval office

I changed the stars on the flag into crosses (I)

President Carter, Pre-President Carter (Amen)

President Carter, Pre-President Carter (so now)

President Carter, Pre-President Carter (instead of pledge)

President Carter, Pre-President Carter (we pray, yeah)

President Carter, Pre-President Carter (ahem)

President Carter, Pre-President Carter

President Carter, Pre-President Carter

President Carter, Pre-President Carter (yeah, uh)

You're dead to me, brown grass **

I just stand still and let the ground pass, **

** for lunch, brown bag, **

Reality's a ** and I'mma dance with her

140 pounds, 5'6" from the ground

**, I'm in the building, you ain't even in the lounge

I tried to ** the world and couldn't even get aroused

I ain't looking for the beef, but I ain't seen it in a while

Uh, and we all want world peace

Murder show, I give your ** good seats

**, I'm much more than a good speech

Ahem

Gorillas in suits

The holy war, the spiritual troops

Fighting over the mythical truth

Drowning in the political soup

They shoot missiles and nukes

Taking out such a pivotal group

The body count is the physical proof

And they thought ** were killing the youth, hahaha

Thank you, thank you all (thank you all)

I am President Carter