Brainless

Eminem

Has a full line of chainsaws

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Marshall mathers

Eminem the rapper eminem

Who can say fore sure

Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the answer

If science can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use

Society will reap a great benefit

I walk around like a space cadet place your bets

Who's likely to become a serial killer case of tourettes

F**k f**k f**k

Can't take the stress

I make a mess as the day progresses

Angry and take it out on the neighbours hedges

Like this is how I'll cut your face up b**ches

With these hedge trimming scisors with razor edges

Imagination's dangerous

It's the only way to escape this mess

And make the best of this situation I guess

Cos I feel like a little b**ch's

Predicaments despicable

I'm sick of just getting pushed

It's ridiculous

I look like a freaking woos a p**sy

This kid just took my stick of liquorice

And threw my sticker books in a picker bush

I wanna kick his toosh but I was six and shook

This f**ker was 12 and was 6 foot

With a vicious hook

He hit me I fell I got back up

All I did was book now there's using your head

Mama always said if you had a brain

You'd be dangerous

A brain you'd be dangerous' mama could be wrong

Mama Ima grow a name and be famous

And I'mma be a pain in the anus

Could be wrong

I'mma use my head as a weapon

Find a way to escape this insaness

Mama always said if you had a brain

You'd be dangerous

Guess it pays to be brainless

Fast forward some years later a teenager

This is a fun sweet

I just got jumped twice in one week

It's complete

Cos usually once a month

This is some feat I've accomplished

They've stomped me into the mud due

For what reason you stomped me

But how do you get the sh*t beat

Out of you be down and be upbeat

When you don't have no-thing

No valid shot at life

Chance to make it or succeed

Cos you're doomed from the start

It's like you grew up on drugsstreet

From jump street

What if I had just kept my head up my a**

I could accomplish any task

Practicing trash talking in a trance

Locked in my room

But I got some plans mama

These damn rhymes are falling

Out of my pants pocket

I can't stop it

And I'm starting to blend in more

School this sh*t helps for sure

Getting more self assured

Than I've ever been before

Plus no one picks on me anymore

I done put a stop to that

Threw my first punch end of story

Still in my skulls a vacant empty

Using it more as a bin for storage

Take some inventory

Ford engine door hinge syringe an

An extension cord and a ninja sword

Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent

stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore

Everything but a brain but off the f**king chain

Like an independent store

Something's wrong with my head

Just think if I had a brain in it thank god that I don't

Cause I'd probably be dumber

Mama always said if you had a brain

You'd be dangerous

A brain you'd be dangerous

Could be wrong

Mama Ima grow a name and be famous

And I'mma be a pain in the anus

Could be wrong

I'mma use my head as a weapon

Find a way to escape this insaness

Mama always said if you had a brain

You'd be dangerous

Guess it pays to be brainless

Now my mum goes womp womp womp

Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb

I was on a bottom of the pile getting stomped

But somehow I came out on top

I told you one day

I said they'd have that red carpet rolled out yo

I'm nice yo f**k it I'm out cold

Now everywhere I go they scream out go

I'm bout to clean house yo

I'm Lysol now I'm just household

Outsold the sell outs freak the hell out

Middle America hear them yell out

They were so scared and those kids

Just about belted out

Whatever spout that it fell out

Of my smart aleck mouth it was so weird

Inappropriate so be it I don't see it

Maybe one day when the smoke clears

It won't be as

Motherf**kin' difficult ye till then

Hopefully you little homos

Get over your fears and grow beard

It's okay to be scared straight

They said I provoke queers

Till emotions evoke tears

My whole careers a stroke of sheer genius

Smoking mirrors tactical

Practical jokes yeah

You motherf**king

Who the f**k would've thought

One little lone MC would be able to

Take the whole culture and re-upholstery it

And boy they did flock

Can't believe this little hit blocked

This hip hop **** and this

And still the **** got

That white trash traffic and gridlock

** hopping like a six blocks from a kid rock

Insane clown posse concert in mid oc-tober

And got forbid ah see a wizard and get a brain and actinium cranium

Cause I turn to the unibomber

Mama always said if you had a brain you'd be dangerous

A brain you'd be dangerous' mama could be wrong

Mama Ima grow a name and be famous

And I'mma be a pain in the anus

Mama could be wrong

I'mma use my head as a weapon

Find a way to escape this insaneness

Mama always said if you had a brain you'd be dangerous

Guess it pays to be brainless

Insaneness this ain't even a word you stupid ****

Neither is ain't