If it wasn't for Wayne, it wouldn't be
You tatted your face
Bugatti, new boo
You screamed "Suu-Whoop"
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You bought a Bugatti, so you can flex
Most of the bad ** your ex
Tattoos, Suu-Whoop, Bugatti, new boo
New subject, new paper, new Class, new school
New buddies, new haters, new **, new boobs
Much later, too soon, too bad, too cool
Too hot, too lit, too high to move
Two eyes to view, but too blind to bloom
Who lied to you?
Two middle fingers that's up high to whom
It may consume, kaboom, goddamn
Who knew that I am the guru with voodoo
That sued you with to high hell
With shooters that shoot through the iron, man and see through the con man
And now he a dyin' man
I turned a goddamn into a God's Plan
Go over to diagram and get to the job man
Watch for the spycam
Sit back and watch and do not watch your watch hand
Give me some time, man
I am the bomb, man
I am gon' swim 'til I come out on dry land or on the fryin' pan
No we did not land on Plymouth Rock
But it landed on our land, now I'm just buyin' land
Back to the block where they got more rock fans
Than a **in' rock band under a rock, man
We need Barack, man
I do what I can to keep it solid as a you know what I'm sayin'
With some rock playin'
You tatted your face and changed the culture (you changed)
You screamed "Suu-Whoop" and them gangsters loved you (yeah, yeah)
You bought a Bugatti so you could flex (so you can flex)
And most of the bad ** your ex
I started this **, you just part of this **
I'm the heart of this **, and the heart doesn't skip
Take the heart of yo' **
'Cause like Bart, you a simp
And your water don't drip so your garden ain't **
You just countin' the money, I'm drownin' in money
Like "Where the ** is the lifeguard in this **?"
I go Mars in this **, watch me orbit and **
For the art of this **, Andy Warhol and **
Go retarded as **, you go sweet tangy
I go tart on this **, I'ma barf on this **
I'm a martian and **, you a orphan' lil' **
If I taught you some **, that's like Harvard lil' **
You ain't talkin' 'bout ** but you softer than **
Walk it like you talk it, now you walkin' in **
I go Marvel movie on some marvelous **
In the spot light too long should be darker than this
It's Tha Carter, lil' **
You tatted your face and changed the culture (you changed)
You screamed "Suu-Whoop" and them gangsters loved you (yeah, yeah)
You bought a Bugatti so you could flex (so you can flex)
And most of the bad ** your ex
I started this **, they borrowed this **
I thought of this **, they thought it was it
I'm doggin' this **, they bark and they sit
Put a fork in that **, which drawer to look in
I brought in this **, the starters get benched
The orders get sent, then targets get hit
Billion dollar smile, I sell myself short if I grin
I'm bargainin' then
Apartments and **, I could park in this **
In the foreign car that I could talk to and **
With a cultural ** I can talk to and **
'Bout the culture and **, how I altered this **
Tattoos, Suu-Whoop, Bugatti, new boo
Tattoos, Suu-Whoop, Bugatti, new boo
Tattoos, Suu-whoop, Bugatti, new boo
All of that **, just tha Carter lil' **
You changed, Suu-whoop (you tatted your face)
Bugatti, new boo (you screamed "Suu-whoop")
Tattoos, Suu-whoop, Bugatti, new boo
Tattoos, Suu-whoop, Bugatti, new boo
Tunechi
(If it wasn't for Wayne, it wouldn't be)
They might think they've got a pretty good jump shot
Or a pretty good flow
But our kids can't all aspire to be LeBron or Lil Wayne!