Bait A Hook

I heard you had to drive him home after two umbrella drinks

I heard he's got a Prius, 'cause he's into bein' green

My buddies said he saw y'all, eatin' that sushi stuff

Baby that don't sound like you,

That don't sound like love,

Sounds like it sucks

He can't even bait a hook

He can't even skin a buck

He don't know who Jack Daniels is

He ain't ever drove a truck

Knows how to throw out a line,

But not the kind in a field and stream book

No darlin' I ain't even worried,

You'll come runnin' back

He can't even bait a hook

Has he kissed you in a hay field

As the sumer rain falls down?

Has he took you to meet his mama,

Back in his home town?

Does he drive the interstate,

Or take them old back roads?

Can he melt your heart with a country song,

Every good old boy should know?

I didn't think so

He can't even bait a hook

He can't even skin a buck

He don't know who Jack Daniels is

He ain't ever drove a truck

Knows how to throw out a line,

But not the kind in a field and stream book

No darlin' I ain't even worried,

You'll come runnin' back

He can't even bait a hook

It won't be that long, 'till you start gettin' bored

I'll be smilin' on the river, realin' in one more

He can't even bait a hook

He can't even skin a buck

Hell he don't know who Jack Daniels is

He ain't ever drove a truck

Knows how to throw out a line,

But not the kind in a field and stream book

No darlin' I ain't even worried,

'Cause you'll come runnin' back

He can't even bait a hook

No baby I ain't even worried

He can't even bait a hook