Hello

Hello (hello)

Allow me to introduce myself (myself)

My name is Shady

It's so nice to meet you (it's so nice to meet you)

It's been a long time (long time)

I'm sorry I've been away so long (so long)

My name is Shady

I never meant to leave you (I never meant to leave you)

Yeah

You see that chick in the gym, checkin' me out?

Any second I'm 'bout to stick her neck in my mouth

I lose a pill and I'm recklessly wreckin' the house

That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now?

Here's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse

Man, I should check to see if my mom left any out

Nope, guess I'll re-route

Maybe somewhere in the depths of your couch

Oh, jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouth

Down the hatchet, the feelin' you can't match it

I rat-tat-tap on your door with a damn ratchet

Attack-tack-tackin' a whore with a damn hatchet

A knapsack packed with like forty-some Xanaxes

Shorty, come back, I'm tryna score me some lap dances

I'm 'bout to relapse, so baby, pour me some Jack Daniels

Formula 44D and 40s with bad capsules

The bad apple spoils the bunch, I'm back at ya

Girl, I don't mean any harm

All I wanted to do is just say hello

And are you menstruating, baby?

My little friend's waiting to say hello

The way your ** are wigglin'

And your booty's shakin' like Jell-O

Girl, I don't mean any harm

All I wanted to do is just say hello

Yeah

My equilibrium's off, must be the Lithium

I don't need to buy any **, man, people give me 'em

It just becomes everyday extra curriculum

No reason in particular, it was strictly fun

A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151

Fifty one people asleep in my damn livin' room

Excuse me, hun, but what was your name, Vivian?

I woke up next to you naked and uh, did we, um?

Of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy, hun?

I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there doesn't seem to be one

No offense, baby girl, I don't mean any harm

But disease is something I'm tryna keep my ** free from

I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run

like Speedy Gonzales to see if I see anyone

Who might have a couple of 3s, I'm fiendin' for some

My head is poundin' to the beat of the drum

Girl, I don't mean any harm

All I wanted to do is just say hello

And do you happen to have anything on you

To make my mood mellow?

Some are oval and some are pink

Some are blue and some are just yellow

Girl, I don't mean any harm

All I wanted to do is just say hello

Oh, those were the days, they certainly were

It's hurtin' me to know that I'll be closin' the curtain for good

(Word-word, chk-word-word, chk-word, chk-chk-word)

I second that and I third, rushed to emergency surgery

To try to flush me because of the ** that he purchased

He's no longer gettin' them free, hundred bucks for these Percodans

Plus it's getting to be where he lustfully search the den

Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurtin' him

Tirelessly on the phone tryin' to rustle up

Muscle relaxers for his back and a couple of Paxils

Now he's doubling backwards and he's stumblin' back

Slipped and fell, hit his back, boom, heard somethin' go crack

Now he's up in the bathroom like he's bustin' a nap

Almost ended it that soon because of the fact

I'm just bustin' my own chops while I'm bustin' a rap

Resuscitated and rejuved, so ** it, I'm back

Girl, I don't mean any harm

All I wanted to do is just say hello

And do you happen to have anything on you

To make my mood mellow?

Some are oval and some are pink

Some are blue and some are just yellow

Girl, I don't mean any harm

All I wanted to do is just say hello

And so I'm saying hello (hello)

Allow me to introduce myself (myself)

My name is Shady

It's so nice to meet you (it's so nice to meet you)

It's been a long time (long time)

I'm sorry I've been away so long (so long)

My name is Shady

I never meant to leave you (I never meant to leave you)

Yeah, it's like starting over

Clean slate, uh