Steve Berman - Skit

Mr. Berman?

What?

We have Eminem here to see you

About **in' time

Send him in

Steve

Good to see you, man

Um, hey, I just

Well, look who decided to show his face

I hope you've had fun in the last four years

Look man, I apologize again for

For shooting me?

Do you know I lost the use of my right arm?

Again, it was a mistake, it was a terrible

Are you wearing a bulletproof vest?

And then you go and do what? Hide out?

Stay in Detroit for almost five years

While the music industry melts the ** down?

Do you know how many people lost their jobs

Because of your **in' vacation?

Well, that's actually why I'm here

I was gonna put out some new music

And I wanted to play it for you and get your opinion

Do I really need to hear it?

Let me guess, another album about, "Poor me

I'm so famous, it has ruined my rich little life

And I'm such a tortured artist, let me make music about it

And my tragic love life" Am I on to something here?

Come on, man, it's not like that

You know what? Just hand the **in' thing over

I'm done talkin' to you

Think you can just come and go as you please

Big selfish superstar?

Steve, I had a ** problem

"Oh, poor me, I had a ** problem"

Who hasn't had a ** problem in this town?

You know what?

Hey, hey, hey

Just lay the ** down on my desk, and get the ** out

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Jesus Christ, man

Alright, alright, here, fine

What's this **? Two CDs?

That's what I've been tryin' to tell you, man, there's two albums

Just get out

Alright

Get the ** out

Alright, man, see you later