The Book Of Love

The book of love is long and boring

No one can lift the damn thing

It's full of charts and facts and figures

An instructions for dancing but I

I love it when you read to me and you

You can read me anything

The book of love has music in it

In fact it's where music comes from

Some of it's just transcendental

Some of it's just really dumb but I

I love it when you sing to me and you

You can sing me anything

The book of love is long and boring

And written very long ago

It's full of flowers and heart shaped boxes

And things we're all too young to know but I

I love it when you give me things and you

You ought to give me wedding rings and I

I love it when you give me things and you

You ought to give me wedding rings