My Fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault, my fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault, my fault

I went to Johns rave with Ron and Dave

And met a new wave blond babe with half of her head shaved

A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up

With first aid tape and raped on the first date

Susan an ex ** addict who just stopped using

She loved booze and alternative music

Told me she was going back to using again

I said wait first try this hallucinogen

Its better then ** and booze and gin

Come here lets go in here

Who's in the den? (It's me and Kelly)

My bad lets try another room (I don't trust you)

Shut up ** chew up this mushroom

This will help you get in touch with your roots

Walking barefoot butt naked and run in the woods

(Oh hell I might as well try them this party is so drag)

Oh dag I didn't mean for you to eat the whole bag (uh)

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault, my fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault, my fault

Yo Sue (get away from me I don't know you)

Oh shoot she's tripping (I need to go puke)

I wasn't trying to turn this into something major

I just wanted to make you appreciate nature

Susie stop crying, I don't hate ya

The world is not against you

I am sorry your father raped you

So what, you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth

That ain't no reason to start wiggin' and spaz out

She said (help me I think I am having a seizure)

I said I am high too **

Quit grabbing my t-shirt (let go)

Would you calm down? You starting to scare me

She said (I am 26 years old and I am not married I don't even have any

Kids and I can't cook)

I am over here Sue

You are talking to the plant

Look we need to get to a hospital

'Fore it's too late

'Cause I never seen one eat as many 'shrooms as you ate

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl (whoops)

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault, my fault (it's an accident)

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault, my fault

Susie where you going you better be careful

(Leave me alone, dad I am sick of getting my hair pulled)

I am not your dad

And try not to swallow your tongue

Want some gum?

Put down the scissors before you do something dumb

I will be right back just chill baby please?

I got to go find Dave he is the one who gave me these

John where's Dave at before I bash you

He's in the bathroom

I think he is taking a crap dude

Dave pull up your pants

We need an ambulance

There's a girl upstairs talking to plants

Chopping her hair off

And there's only two days left of spring break

How long do these things take to wear off?

Well it depends on how may you've had

I took 3 she had the other 22 caps

Now she is upstairs crying out her eye balls

Drinking Lysol (she is going to die dude)

I know and it's my fault (my god)

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault, my fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault, my fault

My God, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry

Susan, please wake up!

Please! Please wake up! What are you doing?

You're not dead!

You're not dead! I know you're not dead

Wake up, Susan, wake up, God