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Today on Dicaprio World Discoveries
I'm here backstage at a hip-hop concert
I just spotted a gaggle of rappers
I see loads and loads of cash in their beds
I see guns with extended clips
That don't even fit the guns in their trousers
Also what he's trying to say
Also tough don't mess with me
I'm the baddest bloak on the block
Susan, I've found another lover
Well so have I, Demetrius it's over
Breaking news on DiCaprio 2
Channel two, at two. Take it, John
I'm on DiCaprio lane, Jason
In the Maryland casino
Where there seem to be two
About to jump ready to die
I'm here on the scene with a witness
Oh yeah
Is that right
Interesting
(Do it!, Don't do it!, He's doin' it, dude)
Oh, there they go