Love For Sale

Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed

I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head

Checked out my mail there was letter that read

Love for sale love for sale

I picked up the phone I everyone I could

I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book

You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook

Love for sale love for sale

Send up a signal throw me a line

Somebody explain this funny Valentine

It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime

Well I'm one step from crazy and two steps behind

I called Lt Columbo from my TV set

I've tried the Dating Game I haven't found her yet

I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet

Love for sale love for sale

One more time

We've been living together 3 years

2 hours 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers

You can't shop for love when you're shopping at Sears

Love for sale love for sale

I guess I've learnt my lesson it was easy to see

My old lady she played this joke on me

I never looked where I forgot it to be

Love for sale love for sale

Love for sale

Love for sale

Love for sale

Love for sale

Love for sale

Love for sale

Love for sale

Love for sale

Love for sale