May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ** worse than before
They first were divorced throwing her over furniture Ah
It's the return of the
Ah wait no way you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did did he
And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement Ha-ha
Feminist women love Eminem
Chigga chigga chigga
Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who
Yeah but he's so cute though
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they
We ain't nothing but mammals
Well some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
Ewww But if you feel like I feel
I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose
Sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do so f*ck him and f*ck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy
Half of you critics can't even stomach me
Let alone stand me
But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
Why So you guys could just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
Yo Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little b*tch put me on blast on MTV
Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee-hee
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me who just don't give a f*ck like me
Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing but not quite me
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it err I just ** it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses **es when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King spitting on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling
Screaming I don't give a f*ck
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time loud as you can how does it go
I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
F*ck it
Let's all stand up
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