The Lady Loves Me (feat. Ingrid Lucia)

she loves me she loves me not

she loves me she loves me not

she loves me she loves me she loves me

the lady loves me and it shows

in spite of the way she turns up her nose

i'm her ideal her heart's desire

under that ice she's burning like fire

she'd like to cuddle up to me

she's playing hard to get

the lady loves me

but she doesn't know it yet

the gentleman has a silver fare

as much as an elephant or a bear

i'd like to take him for a spin

back to the zoo to visit his kin

he's got about as much a hit

as a sucky cigarette

the lady knows him

but he doesn't know it yet

the lady's got a crush on me

a gentleman's crazy obviously

the lady's dying to be kissed

a gentleman needs a psychiatrist

i'd rather kiss a rattlesnake or play russian roulette

the lady loves me

but she doesn't know it yet

she's falling fast she's on the skids

both of his heads are flipping the lids

tonight she'll hold me in her arms

i'd rather be holding hydrogen bombs

will someone tell this romeo i'm not his juliet

the lady loves me

but she doesn't know it yet

she wants me like poison ivy

needs me like a hole in the head

everyone can see she's got it bad

he's mad

a gentleman is an egotist

i'm simply aware i'm hard to resist he's

one man i could learn to ate

how's about having dinner at eight

i'd rather die with frankenstein

in a moonlight ten ten

the lady loves me

but she doesn't know it yet

oh yeah she loves me

i'm gonna go to rock and roll

oh she really loves me

here's one girl you'll never get

she la la loves me

would you like to make a bet

i said the lady loves me

but she doesn't know it yet