she loves me she loves me not
she loves me she loves me not
she loves me she loves me she loves me
the lady loves me and it shows
in spite of the way she turns up her nose
i'm her ideal her heart's desire
under that ice she's burning like fire
she'd like to cuddle up to me
she's playing hard to get
the lady loves me
but she doesn't know it yet
the gentleman has a silver fare
as much as an elephant or a bear
i'd like to take him for a spin
back to the zoo to visit his kin
he's got about as much a hit
as a sucky cigarette
the lady knows him
but he doesn't know it yet
the lady's got a crush on me
a gentleman's crazy obviously
the lady's dying to be kissed
a gentleman needs a psychiatrist
i'd rather kiss a rattlesnake or play russian roulette
the lady loves me
but she doesn't know it yet
she's falling fast she's on the skids
both of his heads are flipping the lids
tonight she'll hold me in her arms
i'd rather be holding hydrogen bombs
will someone tell this romeo i'm not his juliet
the lady loves me
but she doesn't know it yet
she wants me like poison ivy
needs me like a hole in the head
everyone can see she's got it bad
he's mad
a gentleman is an egotist
i'm simply aware i'm hard to resist he's
one man i could learn to ate
how's about having dinner at eight
i'd rather die with frankenstein
in a moonlight ten ten
the lady loves me
but she doesn't know it yet
oh yeah she loves me
i'm gonna go to rock and roll
oh she really loves me
here's one girl you'll never get
she la la loves me
would you like to make a bet
i said the lady loves me
but she doesn't know it yet