作曲:Andrew Lloyd Webber
作词:T.S. Elliot
Greatest magicians have something to learn
From mister mistoffley's conjuring turn
And we all say
Oh well I never was
There ever a cat so clever
As magical mister mistoffolies
I'm quiet and small I am black
From my ears to the tip of my tail
I am always deceiving you into believing
That you're only hunting for my
I can play any ** with a **
Next week lying out on the lawn
And we all say
Oh well I never was
There ever a cat so clever
As magical mister mistoff police
My manner is fake and aloof
You would think there was nobody shire
But my voice has been heard on the roof
When I was curled up by the fire
And I've sometimes been heard by the fire
When I was about on the roof at least
And I've known the family to call me in
From the garden for hours
When I was asleep in the hall
And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produce seven kittens right out of a hat
And they all say
Oh well I never was
There ever a cat so clever
As magical mr mistoffolies
Oh well I never was
There ever a cat so clever
As magical mr mistofferly
And we all say oh well I never was
There ever a cat so clever
As magical mr mistofferly
Oh well I never was
There ever a cat so clever
As magical mr mistoffolies
Oh well I never was
There ever a cat so clever
As magical mr mistoffolis
And we all sing
Oh well I never was
There ever a cat so clever
As magical mr mistoff the leaves
Oh well I never was
There ever a cat so clever
As magical mister mistofferies
Oh well I never was
There ever a cat so clever as magicful
As you as me oh well I never was
There ever a cat so clever
As magical mr mistoffer leaves
Ladies and gents