There's arber day in barber day
And don't forget for harbor day
Slurpee day and burpee day
And check yourself for herpie day
A day to eat bananas and a day to cha cha cha
Down in louisiana there's a day for tim mcgraw
There's labor day and neighbor day
And coupons super saber day
Birthday earth day
Take your dog to work day
Lots and lots of days for the red the white the blue
A day in february to tell her that I love you
But to me every day is hammeroy day how