I’m Here (Live)

i'm here i hope that you're ready

i'm here i'm here

it's your favorite mexican eddie

we're gonna sing some songs

you're gonna sing along

and if you think bobby can sing well you're wrong

i'm here i'm here

i'm here i'm here

some people think i'm a weenie

i'm here i'm here

because they saw me dancing on tv

i got a mirror ball i can't see at all

i can't get a girl to give me a call

that's why i brought him along

but i'm here i'm here

we're here we're here

you paid too much for tickets

we're here we're here

we hope we don't hear crickets

i didn't get a nap i have to wear this hat

i can't believe i have to sing this crap

but we're here

are you ready

yes i'm ready

for the most mediocre night of your life