The Target Song (Live)

i needed food for my labrador

so i went down to my favorite store

i didn't think about the clothes i wore

but i learned a hard lesson that's for sure

one two three four

don't go shopping at target

with khaki pants and a red shirt on

don't go shopping at target

with khaki pants and a red polo shirt on

an old lady came up to me

she said how much for this cream of wheat

i said today old lady it's free

and now she's doing hard time for shoplifting

one two three four

don't go shopping at target

with khaki pants and a red shirt on

don't go shopping at target

with khaki pants and a red polo shirt on

oh target oh target

i shoulda wore a blue vest like wal mart

oh target sweet target

now i'm walking around gathering shopping carts

oh

i clocked in for a little while

i sent a man to the tampon aisle

then i put on a little red beret

i walked around yellin' welcome to tarjee

two three four

don't go shopping at target

with khaki pants and a red shirt on

don't go shopping at target

with khaki pants and a red polo shirt on

i love shopping in target

with khaki pants and a red shirt on

no name tagging target

just khaki pants and a red polo shirt on