I'm gonna sell my truck and buy myself a prius
I eat my barbecue with the side of grey poupon
And I love to do pilates
Sometimes I need help going potty
But you can't say that in a country song
You also can't say
I'd rather drink la croi than a cold beer from a yeti
And sometimes I like to wear my girlfriend's thong
And I don't love my mama
I voted two times for obama
No you can't say that in a country song
No you can't say that you can't say that
No you can't say that you can't say that
No you can't say that in a country song
You know there's a lot of thing
No you can't say that you can't say that
No you can't say that can't say that
No you can't say that in a country song
Do with this come on here we go
No you can't say that you can't say that
No you can't say that you can't say that
No you can't say that in a country song