You are woman
I am man
You are smaller so I can be taller
Than you are softer to the touch
It's a feeling I like feeling very much
You are someone I've admired
Still our friendship leaves something to be desired
Does it take more explanation than this
You are woman I am man let's kiss
Isn't this the heights of nonchalant
Furnishing a bed in restaurants
Well a bit of dinner never hurt
But guess who is gonna be dessert
Do good girls do just what mama says
When mama's not around it's a feeling
Hey what a feeling pate
I drink it all day
Should I do the things he'll tell me to
In this pickle what would nellie do
In my soul I feel an inner lack
Just suppose he wants his dinner back
Does it take more explanation than this
Just some dried out toast in a sliver
On the top a little chopped liver
How many girls become a sinner
While waiting for a roast beef dinner
Though most girls slip in ordinary ways
I got style I do it border lace
Well at least he thinks I'm special
He ordered a la carte
It's a feeling I like feeling very
I feel the feeling down to my toes
Now I feel that there's a fire here
Cry that once a little higher dear
What a beast to ruin such a pearl
What a convent take a jewish girl
Does it take more explanation than this
Oh the thrills and chills going through me
If I stop him now can he sue me
You are woman you are man
Let's kiss