Watergun

(WHAT THE **)

I CUT MY PRETTY BOY HAIR

WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME

I’LL PROBABLY DIE IN LA

I MISS THE SOUND OF MY PHONE

HATE THE TONE OF YOUR VOICE

THE NEIGHBOR’S DOG

WON’T STOP TALKING TO ME

GIVE ME A NEW YEAR’S KISS

SINGING IN THE RAIN

TALKING LIKE AN ATHEIST

IN THE INFORMATION AGE

I DON’T WANNA BE THE ONLY ONE

TAKING SHOTS FROM A PLASTIC WATER GUN

I DON’T WANNA BE THE ONLY ONE

TAKING SHOTS FROM A PLASTIC WATER GUN

I’LL GET A BRAND NEW JOB

ONE WITH A 401K

JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING THAT PAYS

I’LL LEASE A HONDA ACCORD

I HEAR THE MILEAGE IS GREAT

IT’S TIME I GO WITH THE GRAIN

I DOUBT THAT I’LL BE MISSED

I’VE GOT NOTHING LEFT TO GAIN

TALKING LIKE A MASOCHIST

‘CAUSE YOU KNOW I LIKE THE PAIN

I DON’T WANNA BE THE ONLY ONE

TAKING SHOTS FROM A PLASTIC WATER GUN

I DON’T WANNA BE THE ONLY ONE

TAKING SHOTS FROM A PLASTIC WATER GUN

I WANNA GET DRUNK, DADDY

DRIVE ME DOWN TO SANTA FE

I GOT MY TEETH STAINED, BABY

FROM RED WINE AND CIGARETTE(S)

BUT, I GET HIGH EVERY MORNING

LISTENING TO SUGAR RAY

(HE GETS HIGH, EVERY MORNING)

I GUESS YOU’RE TOO COOL, HONEY

BUT THAT’S JUST NOT THAT INTERESTING

TO ME, TO ME

GIVE ME YOUR CHRISTMAS LIST

I DON’T CARE WHAT IT IS

TALKING LIKE AN ANARCHIST

EVERY TIME THE CUBS DON’T WIN

I DON’T WANNA BE THE ONLY ONE

TAKING SHOTS FROM A PLASTIC WATER GUN

I DON’T WANNA BE THE ONLY ONE

TAKING SHOTS FROM A PLASTIC WATER GUN