Razor Ball

Spoken: All right boys, let's talk about this razor ball

Down at the razor ball even at the razor hall

Sluefoot Mose and old cross-eyed Joe didn't go in at all

They hung around outside, this is what they spied - what was it?

A big crap game in the hall, started in to fight

Joe got drunk, that wasn't all, went and turned out the lights

And then Mike took Charlie, shot his automatic twin

Charlie grabbed his gal, and he crawled??

cross ten

Police came and pull the hall??

down at the razor ball

I mean ball

Down around the razor ball

Doin the shimmy she wobble and shakin' your

Quit the shimmy she wobble and quit shakin' your hips

Down at the razor I mean ball

Down around the razor ball

Playin' baseball and football and don't get enough

Playin' baseball and football, and struttin' his stuff

Down at the razor I mean ball

Down around the razor ball

Play it a little bit now

Put a little good stuff in it

How you put that in there

Go ahead, I'm gonna like a good drink of whiskey

Play that thing again

I heard another crap game was in the hall, started in to fight

Joe got drunk, that wasn't all, went in and turned out the lights

Mighty big chief shot his automatic twin

The high sheriff took the couple and double crossed him

Rest of 'em came and got the crowd from down at the razor ball

I mean

Down around the razor ball, shootin' craps

Down around the razor ball, playing cards

Down around the razor ball, they was gamblin'

Down around the razor ball, cuttin' on the corner

Down around the razor ball

Put a little good stuff there now

I know you like it like that, Two Bits

'Cause I'm crazy about it myself, hit it now

I know you crazy about it

Talkin' about the razor ball, I mean

Screamin' 'bout the razor ball

Now there's another crap game was in the hall, started in to fight

Joe got drunk, that wasn't all, went and turned out the lights

Put theyour lights out KellyCallie 'cause fightin's my game

Put me head of the list and don't forget to call my name

Police came and got the crowd

Down at the razor ball, drinkin' gin

Down around the razor ball, don't mean football

But down around the razor hall, neither basketball

But down around the razor ball, neither golf ball

But down around the razor ball

Spoken: Spank it a little bit now

I mean that razor ball, where I found you

Down around the razor ball, where they made love

Down around the razor ball, where I left you

Play it now