Sneakin' In

How we gon' get in for free?

Now, I calculate the beatin for approximated speakin

Play it at your party for intoxicated freakin

One for the ** at the par-ty

Two for the DJ's bumpin this for me

Three for the girls with the fake ID

and a pound if you snuck through the back for free

See sneakin into ** probably always been my hobby

1985, in the Henry J

lobby

Ten bones for the Fresh Fest to me was like robbery

Tennis shoes squeakin -- security tried to mob me

People screamin so loud, they lungs got broke when

$hort grabbed the mic and started yellin out, "OAKLAND!

"

Not the type of brother that's hard with a death wish

but one thing that I'll die for is bein on the guest list

I'm talkin bout a pissyfit, sayin loud explicit **

"Can't you read my name **;

ain't you literate?!?!!

"

I be sayin this even if it ain't legitimate

Although it ain't considerate, I get in with no scrilla spent

Caught the 57 bus to the Coliseum

Run-D

M

C

and LL, gotta see em

Negotiatin with a guard out by the trailer

Me and twenty potnahs got in for a Taylor

Later in the game ** was much more elaborate

** rocked the spot, with fake laminate

Show em to security, and it was like BAM!

On stage with Ice Cube at the Summer Jam

I'm not a fronter and, this ain't a cover band

I'm always givin you the really and no other than

Alameda Drive-In, didn't want to pay a buck

Five ** layin flat, in the mini-truck

Used to sneak in to the Eastmont Cinemas

Through the exit, sometimes about ten of us

But you know, I guess it was so easy

cause they playin movies that's already on TV

Most of them flicks I can't recommend

But back then, half the fun was sneakin in

See me in the alley, but nah I ain't no crack hoe

I'm waitin for my folks to open up the back do'