Dick Pleaser

作曲：Lil Wayne Feat. Jae Millz

作词：Lil Wayne Feat. Jae Millz

Marley, I be you

Shout-out too short

I'm going in

I got a bxxtch named Keisha, she a real dxxk pleaser

But shorty from cuba, still working on her visa

Her girlfriend, Lisa—met her in Puerto Rico

How she don't suck dxxk but expect for me to eat her

That hxx crazy, man, you don't wanna meet her

But her home girl, Nita, swallow cxxm by the liter

She look good in boy shorts and a beater

But this other girl, Quita, way sexier than Nita

I ain't lying—she the

Hottest bxxtch, heater

But I'm a fxxking freezer, yeah, I'ma fxxking leave her

Yeah, I'm a fxxking eagle, flyer and deeper

Smoke like a Cohiba, your hxx give me cerebral

Now, get low and touch your toes for my people

And if you ain't fxxking them, you ain't fxxking me either

You think your man hot

Well, fxxk it, me: ether

Heard I got guap, wanna kick it like FIFA

Every day Christmas 'cause I'm smoking that wreath-a

Keep a lot of bxxtches like Queen Latifah

I am Southern-land, not Kiefer

Y-M-E for "Young Money Entertainment" ha

Run, dummy, finna bang it

You want beef

Then my money will arrange it

I am not fxxking finna aim it

But that Nina Ross shout for me when I'm angry

Yeah, Hollygrove, bxxtch

Sloppy like Joe, you better go get G-I

All my gxxns knee high, M-O-N-E-Y

That's what I rely on, I'm gone

"He high"—yep, I'm three-high

I'm just schooling these fxxks like DeVry

College institution, finals and confusion

Stop with your excuses

Hip-hop, I am seducing

Beat you like producers, eat you like produce

Man, I'll fxxk your girl 'til her pxxsy got no juice

Now, she can't produce, so you won't be needing that, baby

'Cause all you really need is Weezy F

Baby

I knew this freak named Tammy from around the way

She used to go to Catholic school back in the day

Now, she stripping in Sue's for a stack a day

But she bring it all to Daddy, so that's OK

I got a bxxtch named Lola, true dxxk-smoker

Part-time broker

Late nights she work at Strokers

Her cousin named Mocha got a insane spine

But it's crazy 'cause I fxxked 'em both at the same time

I even got a bxxtch in the Bay named Jessica

I swear, she might give the best mouth in America

Vanessa got a attitude, but her xss meaner

She remind me of this hxx I used to fxxk named Sabrina

Ugly little thing from the home of the Ravens

I only kept her 'round 'cause the xss was amazing

Tiffany and Emily, my bona fide sluts

When I cxxm, they touch tongues and share that nut

Got a white chick down in Florida named Sasha

On my mama, her head golden like an Oscar

And I met her through Tasha

At the condo, she let me fxxk her on the washer

September nxxa, so you know he nasty

And if she nasty, we do the nasty

Now, I tell a bxxtch like this

You gotta take ten dxxks before you meet the president

Young Money (Gangsta Grillz, you bastards)

OK, I know this one honey

I call her "Track Star" 'cause when we fxxk, she run from me

And I'm hella fly, and her dude dumb-bummy

And I don't get girls, I make her get one for me

My wxxd real plummy and real gummy

And my flow is harder than an anvil, honey

Shxxt these nxxas with the handheld, honey

I paper-chase, fxxk standstill money

Nxxas kxxl with me and kxxl for me

Best believe we're riding if the fan belt running

Leave a mxxtherfxxker just laying there, bloody

I'm from the dirty and I make it rain—dxmn, that's muddy

She just wanna be my cuddy buddy

And on these tracks, I go nutty-butty

What it dizz-oo

Is you or is you an't my baby