Can’t Say That (In a Country Song)

I'm gonna sell my truck and buy myself a prius okay

And sometimes I like to wear my girlfriend's thong

That sounds like a scary movie

And I love to do pilates

Sometimes I need help going potty

Damn you can't say that in a country song

No you can't say that

No you can't say that

No you can't say that in a country song

Tell me something else bobby I'd rather drink lebron

Than a cold beer from a yeti

Hmm I bet george strait hat was made by louis vuitton

I don't know about that man and I don't love my mama

Can't be saying that wear uggs not tony llamas coffee

No you can't say that in a country song

No you can't say that

No you can't say that

No you can't say that in a country song

You know bobby I'm starting to think you're right

You know what else sean

What else you might want to avoid

Saying small towns are lame

I love small towns or that you think whiskey sucks

Wait wait or that

Maybe you'd like to see another vegan option

No you can't say that you can't say that

No you can't say that you can't say that

No you can't say that in a country song

No you can't say that you can't say that

No you can't say that you can't say that

No you can't say that in a country song

Yeah

And if I hear

One more song about boots or dirt on boots

Or heads over boots I've had it

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