Popsicle Toes

And when God gave out rhythm

He sure was good to you

You can add, subtract, multiply and divide

By two

I know today's your birthday

And I did not buy no rose

But I wrote this song instead and I call it

"Popsicle Toes"

Popsicle toes

Popsicle toes are always froze

Popsicle toes

You're so brave to expose all those popsicle toes

You must have been Miss Pennsylvania

With all this pulchritude

How come you always load your Pentax

When I'm in the nude?

We oughta have a birthday party

And you can wear you birthday clothes

We can hit the floor

And go explore those

Popsicle toes

You got the nicest North America

This sailor ever saw

I'd like to feel your warm Brazil

And touch your Panama

But Your Tierra del Fuegos

Are nearly always froze

We gotta see saw

Until we unthaw those

Popsicle toes

Popsicle toes

Popsicle toes are always froze

Popsicle toes

You're so brave to expose all those popsicle toes