50 Ways To Say Goodbye

My heart was paralyzed

My head was over-sized

I'll take the high

Road like I should

You said it's meant to be

That it's not you it's me

You're leaving now

For my own good

That's cool but if my friends

Ask where you are I'm gonna say

She went down in an airplane

Fried getting sun tanned

Fell in a cement mixer

Full of quicksand

Help me help me

I'm no good at goodbyes

She met a shark under water

Fell and no one caught her

I returned everything

I ever bought her

Help me help me

I'm all out of lies

And ways to say you died

My pride still feels the sting

You were my everything

Someday I'll find

A love likes yours

She'll think I'm Superman

Not Super Minivan

How could you leave

On Yom Kippur

That's cool but if my friends

Ask where you are I'm gonna say

She was caught in a mudslide

Eaten by a lion

Got run over by a

Crappy purple Scion

Help me help me

I'm no good at goodbyes

She dried up in the desert

Drowned in the hot tub

Danced to death at

An East Side nightclub

Help me help me

I'm all out of lies

And ways to say you died

I want to live a

Thousand lives with you

I want to be the

One you're dying to love

But you don't want to

That's cool but if my friends

Ask where you are I'm gonna say

That's cool but if my friends

Ask where you are I'm gonna say

She went down in an airplane

Fried getting sun tanned

Fell in a cement

Mixer full of quicksand

Help me help me

I'm no good at goodbyes

She met a shark under water

Fell and no one caught her

I returned everything

I ever bought her

Help me help me

I'm all out of lies

She was caught in a mudslide

Eaten by a lion

Got run over by a

Crappy purple Scion

Help me help me

I'm no good at goodbyes

She dried up in the desert

Drowned in the hot tub

Danced to death at

An East Side nightclub

Help me help me

I'm all out of lies

And ways to say you died