fat funny friend (sped up) - tiktok version

I'll break the ice so they don't see my size

And I have to be nice

Or I'll be the next punchline

I'm just the best friend in hollywood movies

Who only exist to continue the story

The girl gets the guy while I'm standing off screen

So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief

Can't be too loud can't be too busy

If I don't answer now are they still gonna need me

Can't be too proud can't think I'm pretty

Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly

I say I'm okay

But they wouldn't care anyway

And I could try to explain

But my efforts in vain

They can't relate to how I've drawn out in sharpie

Where I take the scissors

If that's what it took for me

To look in the mirror mirror

I've done every diet to make me look thinner

So why do I still feel so goddamn inferior

Can't be too loud

Can't be too busy

If I don't answer now are they still gonna need me

Can't be too proud can't think I'm pretty

Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly

Life of the funny friend

Life of the fact funny friend

It's funny when I think a guy likes me

And it's funny when I'm the one

Who says let's go to eat

It's funny when I'm asked to go out on halloween

Dresses and thigh highs while I hide my

Body can't be too loud can't be too busy

If I don't answer now are they still gonna miss me

Can't be too loud can't be too busy

If I don't answer now are they still gonna need me

Can't be too proud can't think I'm pretty

Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly

Life of the fat funny friend

Life of the fat funny friend

Life of the fat funny friend

Life of the fat funny friend

I've drawn out in sharpie where I take the scissors

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