I'll break the ice
So they don't see my size
And I have to be nice
Or I'll be the next punchline
I'm just the best friend in hollywood movies
Who only exists to continue the story
The girl gets the guy while I'm standing off screen
So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief
Can't be too loud
Can't be too busy
If I don't answer now are they still gonna need me
Can't be too proud can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly
I say I'm okay
But they wouldn't care anyway
And I could try to explain
But my efforts in vain
They can relate to how I've drawn out in sharpie
Where I take the scissors
If that's what it took for me to look in the mirror
I've done every diet to make me look thinner
So why do I still feel so goddamn inferior
Can't be too loud
Can't be too busy
If I don't answer now are they still gonna need me
Can't be too proud can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly
Life of the fact
Funny friend life of the fact
Funny friend
It's funny when I think a guy likes me
And it's funny when I'm who says let's go to eat
It's funny when I'm asked to go out on halloween
Dresses and thigh highs while I hide my body can't
Be too loud can't be too busy
If I don't answer now are they still gonna miss me
Can't be too loud can't be too busy
If I don't answer now are they still gonna need me
Can't be too proud can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly
Life of the fat funny friend
Life of the fat funny friend
Life of the fat funny friend
Life of the fat funny friend
I've drawn out in sharpie where I take the scissors
