King of the Moon

I've got a plan

I've got it all figured out

I have all the answers

And I've removed all my doubts

Move up to the moon and get myself a job

Start by sweeping floors and work my way up

With a little skill and a little bit of luck

I'll befriend a billionaire on my way to the top

I want I want I want I want to be king of the moon

One small step for man one giant leap for shareholder value

When I was a boy

All alone in my room

Lights off by the window

Then I stare at the moon

Open up my phone make a new profile

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A life among the stars can be yours today

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Join me together we can buy and sell the galaxy

Laugh at all your jokes deny the complaints as a hoax

It's only your fault if you're broke

No one said that you could ever go home

Crush the protest in one stroke

Cut off the air to the dome

Let the moose slaves choke

Nobody on earth needs to know

As a result I can I can I can I can be king of the moon

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To boldly sell where no one has sold before

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