Who Needs Friends (With Products Like These)

All I do is work but I'm still poor

Can't afford no bed I lie on the floor

The few things that I own are my only friends

I'm better off alone

I have learned time and time again

Maybe I sold too much blood today

Or my hair's getting cut off I can't afford to pay

But I think I'm starting to hallucinate

Cause everything around me is starting to dance

Huh that's weird

Who needs friends

With products like these

No need to pretend

With products like these

Gadgets skin smokes trinkets

Are my best friends yeah

Contraptions utensils widgets are my best friends yeah

Who needs friends

You say money can't buy happiness

But what about my happy lab checkmate

Why waste my money on a window

When I have a projector for that

Look at the stars

Throw another log on the live stream fire

And listen to rain on the wire ten hour loop

I never believed in love until I bought my jerkomatic

Who needs friends

With products like these

No need to pretend

With products like these

Gadget skin smokes trinkets

Are my best friends yeah

Contraptions utensils wages

Are my best friends yeah

Who needs friends

Who needs friends

Buy more things

Nice moves toaster

Toothbrush looking good where's paste tonight

Who needs friends good to see you

Mandatory broadcast system

You've got some nerve showing up here

Oxygen supply fans

Who needs friends from dehydrator have you tried

Keisha just add water not now check a medic

Don't look at me with those bedroom eyes

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