I've known you since brad and angelina
We go back like pontiac seats
If I got an eye with the mess I gotta clean up
I know you'll be showing up with bleach hmm
All those names that we don't ever speak of
Got a couple nights that have slipped my mind
Proof and photographs have been deleted
If you ever needed an alibi
Cause dirt on you is dirt on me
And we both know our hands ain't clean
If it all blows up and we end up on the news
If you go down I'm going down too
It's a good thing we're each other's kinda crazy
Ain't no judgment or keeping score
If you rob a bank I'm your getaway mercedes
God knows that's what friends are for
Cause dirt on you is dirt on me
And we both know our hands ain't clean
If it all goes up and we end up on the news
If you go down I'm going down too
If you go down I'm going down too yeah
I keep all your secrets by the dozen
You know where my skeletons sleep hypothetically
If you ever kill your husband hand from the bible
I'd be lying through my teeth
Cause dirt on you is dirt on me
And we both know our hands ain't clean
If it all blows up and we end up on the news
If you go down I'm going down too
Our bodies are buried and they're in
The same ditch so even if I wanted to
I can't snitch thirty to life and the quicker we you
Yeah so if you go down I'm going down too
If you go down I'm going down too
If you go down I'm going down too