You can beat the heat if you beat the charges too
They said I was a cheat I guess it must be true
And my friends all smell like ** or little babies
And the city reeks of driving myself crazy
Little did you know your home's really only a town
You're just a guest in
So you work your life away just to pay for a time-share down in Destin
Florida is one hell of a **
Florida can I use you up
The hurricane with my name
When it came
I got drunk and I dared it to wash me away
Barricaded in the bathroom with a bottle of wine
Well me and my ghost we had a hell of a time
Yes I'm haunted but I'm feeling just fine
All my girls got their lace and their crimes
And your cheating husband disappeared
Well no one asks any questions here
So I did my best to lay to rest
All of the bodies that have ever been on my body
And in my mind they sink into the swamp
Is that a bad thing to say in a song
Little did you know your home is really
Only the town you'll get arrested
So you pack your life away just to wait at the **
Storm back in texas
Florida is one hell of a **
Florida can I use you up
I need to forget so take me to florida
I've got some regrets I'll bury
Them in florida
Tell me I'm despicable
Say it's unforgivable
At least the dolls are beautiful
** me out florida
I need to forget so take me to florida
I've got some regrets I'll bury
Them in florida
Tell me I'm despicable
Say it's unforgivable
What a crash what a rush
** me out florida
It's one hell of a try
It's one hell of a try
Love loves me like this
I don't want to exist
So take me too far and I
Did you know your home's really only a town
You're just a guest in
So you work your life away just to pay for a time-share down in Destin
Little did you know your home's really only the town
You'll get arrested
So you pack your life away
Just to wait out the **storm
Back in texas
Florida is one hell of a **
Florida
Can I use you up
Florida is one hell of a ** florida
Go on ** me up