My thoughts may stray
My eyes may roam
The neighbors
Grass may seem much greener
Than the grass right here at home
If pretty girls excite me well that's life
But just in case you didn't know I love my wife
My mind at times might dwell on sex
If someone's rating dreams
Then most of mine I guess are double hex
So dimpled knees delight me well that's life
Just in case you hadn't heard I love my wife
Like bait
That wriggles
Makes cat
Fish bite
A lady
Jiggles
And my eyes got a light
Upon so sweet as sight and if I shake
Break out in spots
Don't fret it's not swine fever dear
Your spine has merely got the hots
If rosy lips invite me well that's life
But just in case you couldn't guess or hadn't heard
I didn't know I love my wife
I love my wife
I love my wife
This be
Ain't lazy
His work
He does
If some
Sweet daisy
Should brush against my fuzz
Well naturally I buzz
But don't be cross
Or scold or cry
He likes to stop at window shopping
Papa's never gonna buy
If ladies dynamite me well that's life
But just in case you
Or hadn't heard or didn't know I love my wife
I love my wife
I love my wife
