Well I was born an original sinner
I was born from original sin
And if I had a dollar bill
For all the things I've done
There'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin hey
My mother told me good my mother told me strong
She said be true to yourself and you can't go wrong
But there is just one thing that you must understand
You can fool with your brother
But don't mess with a missionary man
Oh don't mess with a missionary man
Oh don't mess with a missionary man
Oh don't don't mess with a missing all that
Oh the missionary man he's got god on his side
He's got the saints and apostles backin' up from behind
Black eyed looks from those bible books
He's a man with a mission got a serious smile
There was a woman in the jungle and a monkey on a tree
The missionary man he was following me
He said stop what you're doing get down upon your knees
I've a message for you
That you better believe believe believe believe
Oh yeah
Hey hey hey oh yeah
Hey hey
Hey hey well I was born an original sinner
I was born from original sin
And if I had a dollar bill
For all the things I've done
There'd be a mountain of money money money money
Don't mess with him ooh yeah
Leave him alone
Don't mess with him mister naughty man
No don't mess with him
A missionary man don't you mess with him
A missionary man leave him alone
A missionary man don't mess with a missionary man
Don't mess with him
Missionary man don't you mess with him
Missionary man leave him alone
Missionary man don't mess with him
Missionary man don't you mess with him
No no
Don't mess with my man
Don't mess with my man