Texas Hold 'Em (made popular by Beyonce) [vocal version]

This ain't texas (Whoa)

Ain't no holdin' (Hey)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down

So park your lexus (Whoa)

And throw your keys up (Hey)

Stick around, round, round, round, round (Stick around)

And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you

Come pour some sugar on me honey too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a **, come take it to the floor now (Woo-huh)

There's a tornado (There's a tornado)

In my city (In my city)

In the basement (In the basement)

That ** ain't pretty (That ** ain't pretty)

A rugged whiskey 'cause we're survivin'

Of red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

One step to the right, we're headin' to the dive bar

We always thought was nice

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Run me to the left, then spin me in the middle, boy

I can read your mind

This ain't texas (Whoa)

Ain't no holdin' (Hey)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down

So park your lexus (Whoa)

And throw your keys up (Hey)

Stick around, round, round, round, round (Stick around)

And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you

Come pour some sugar on me honey too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a **, come take it to the floor now

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

Come pour some liquor on me honey too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a **, come take it to the floor now

Woo-hoo-woo-hoo

Woo-hoo-woo-hoo

Woo-hoo-woo-hoo

Woo-hoo-woo-hoo

There's a heat wave (There's a heat wave)

Comin' at us (Comin' at us)

Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight)

Too cold to panic (Too cold to panic)

All of our problems just feel dramatic

And now we're runnin' to the first spot that we find, yeah

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

One step to the right, we're headin' to the dive bar

We always thought was nice

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Run me to the left, just wind me in the middle, boy

I can read your mind

This ain't texas (Whoa)

Ain't no holdin' (Hey)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down

So park your lexus (Whoa)

And throw your keys up (Hey)

Stick around, round, round, round, round (Stick around)

And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you

Come pour some sugar on me honey too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a **, come take it to the floor now

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

Come pour some liquor on me honey too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a **, come take it to the floor now

Take it to the floor now

Oops, spurs, boots, to the floor now

Oom, dunk, back, oops

Shoot, come take it to the floor now, ooh

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

Baby pour that sugar and liquor on me too

Spurs, spurs, boots

Solvent, forogenic, shoot