Honky Tonk Hall Of Fame

Well, if go down in history

I'll owe it to this misery

From all the lies you told to me

And this poor old heart you broke

Now people, they might walk on by

And never even recognize

That I'm a legend in disguise

Not just your average Joe

You'll probably find a picture of me sippin' on my liquor

If you look up a world-class fool

And I'll say it once again, I'm the best that's ever been

At drinkin' doubles up on this stool

Well, go on, you can shake my hand

Everybody gonna know my name

When they hang my star behind the bar

At the Honky Tonk Hall of Fame (woo)

Now see those bottles in a line

And every one's a friend of mine (aw, mine too)

And we have us a real good time

In spite of all the pain

But being famous has a price

There's smoke and mirrors and neon lights

I'm livin' proof that lonely nights

Can drive a man insane

You'll probably find a picture of me sippin' on my liquor

If you look up a world-class fool

And I'll say it once again, I'm the best that's ever been

At drinkin' doubles up on this stool

Well, go on, you can shake my hand

Everybody's gonna know my name

When they hang my star behind the bar

At the Honky Tonk Hall of Fame

Well, you'll probably find a picture of me sippin' on my liquor

If you look up a world-class fool

And I'll say it once again, I'm the best that's ever been

At drinkin' doubles up on this stool

Well, go on, you can shake my hand

'Cause everybody's gonna know my name

When they hang my star behind the bar

At the Honky Tonk Hall of Fame

Yeah, they'll hang our stars behind the bar

At the Honky Tonk Hall of Fame

Aw, yeah

Cheers, brother