California Sober

California sober on the Highway 1

Bullseye over my shoulder, thought I saw someone

Lookin' for a ride

Trouble and some danger is goin' out here long

Still some fuckin' mornin', now she's on the run

And she wanna get high

She said

"I'll take you on a little trip, come on, give these lips a try"

She drank up of my whiskey, blew down all my smoke

I became the punchline of some cosmic joke

I thought I was dry

Kinda wanted to cry

She whispered, "Pull it over," I said, "You're the boss"

In a southern drawl, said, "Here's where I get off"

I've enjoyed the time

She said

"Baby, give me one more kiss before I kiss your ** goodbye"

Leavin' me some diesel just to get back home

Tryin' to blow the man in front my money, long

Had to bump a ride

So if you see him day just walkin' 'round

Son, you better just pass him by

And if you see him hollerin' on the ground

Bet your ** ain't seen his mine

Uh-huh

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