What Is This Feeling?

Dearest, darlingest Momsie and Popsicle

My dear father

There's been some confusing over rooming here at Shiz

But of course I'll care for Nessa

But of course I will rise above is

For I know that's how you'd want me to respond

Yes

There's been some confusing, for you see

My roommate is

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar

And altogether quite impossible to describe

Blonde

What is this feeling, so sudden, and new?

I felt the moment I laid eyes on you

My pulsе is rushing

My head is reeling

Well, my face is flushing

What is this feeling?

Fеrvid as a flame, does it have a name?

Yes

Loathing

Unadulterated loathing

For your face

Your voice

Your clothing

Let's just say I loathe it all

Every little trait, however small

Makes my very flesh begin to crawl

With simple, utter loathing

There's a strange exhilaration

In such total detestation

It's so pure, so strong

Though I do admit it came on fast

Still, I do believe that it can last

And I will be loathing, loathing you my whole life long

Dear Galinda, you are just too good

How do you stand it?

I don't think I could

She's a terror, she's a Tartar, we don't mean to show a bias

But, Galinda, you're a martyr

Well, these things are sent to try us

Poor Galinda, forced to reside

With someone so disgusticified

We just want to tell you, we're all on your side

We share your loathing

What is this feeling, so sudden and new?

(Unadulterated loathing)

I felt the moment I laid eyes on you (For her face, her voice, her clothing)

My pulse is rushing (Let's just say), my head is reeling (We loathe it all)

Oh, what is this feeling?

(Every little trait, however small)

Does it have a name?

(Makes our very flesh begin to crawl)

Yes, aah

Loathing (Loathing)

There's a strange exhilaration (Loathing)

In such total detestation (Loathing)

It's so pure, so strong (So strong)

Though I do admit it came on fast

Still, I do believe that it can last

And I will be loathing (Loathing)

For forever, loathing (Loathing)

Truly deeply, loathing you (Loathing, loathing you)

My whole life long (Loathing, unadulterated loathing)

Boo!

Ah!