Dearest, darlingest Momsie and Popsicle
My dear father
There's been some confusing over rooming here at Shiz
But of course I'll care for Nessa
But of course I will rise above is
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Yes
There's been some confusing, for you see
My roommate is
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe
Blonde
What is this feeling, so sudden, and new?
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
My pulsе is rushing
My head is reeling
Well, my face is flushing
What is this feeling?
Fеrvid as a flame, does it have a name?
Yes
Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
For your face
Your voice
Your clothing
Let's just say I loathe it all
Every little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple, utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure, so strong
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still, I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing, loathing you my whole life long
Dear Galinda, you are just too good
How do you stand it?
I don't think I could
She's a terror, she's a Tartar, we don't mean to show a bias
But, Galinda, you're a martyr
Well, these things are sent to try us
Poor Galinda, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We just want to tell you, we're all on your side
We share your loathing
What is this feeling, so sudden and new?
(Unadulterated loathing)
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you (For her face, her voice, her clothing)
My pulse is rushing (Let's just say), my head is reeling (We loathe it all)
Oh, what is this feeling?
(Every little trait, however small)
Does it have a name?
(Makes our very flesh begin to crawl)
Yes, aah
Loathing (Loathing)
There's a strange exhilaration (Loathing)
In such total detestation (Loathing)
It's so pure, so strong (So strong)
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still, I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing (Loathing)
For forever, loathing (Loathing)
Truly deeply, loathing you (Loathing, loathing you)
My whole life long (Loathing, unadulterated loathing)
Boo!
Ah!