MERRY NOTHIN

One year ago, it was snowin' like crazy

And we bought two sleds and a bottle

Ran to the top of the hill and you raced me back down

And we kissed at the bottom

Memories we made that are useless today

And that I wish I could have forgotten

'Cause early December, we finally broke up

But now Christmas feels just like a coffin

We could have waited

'Til after the parties when everyone asked where you were

Eyy, eyy

Merry Christmas, merry nothing

This December sucks

I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a ** somewhere

Santa Claus ain't real

He's fake just like most people

(Fake just like most people, fake just like most people)

Christmas, merry nothing

This December sucks

I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a ** somewhere

Santa Claus ain't real

He's fake just like most people

(Fake just like most people, fake just like most people)

Santa's fake just like most people

(Fake just like most people)

I can't walk into a mall

'Cause this holiday music makes me wanna die

Every time I see a snowman, it's mood

'Cause that's really how I feel inside

Everything's red or it's green

But the coca is white

And lonely is blue

All that I want this Christmas is amnesia

And good ** from somebody new

We could have waited

'Til after the parties when everyone asked where you were

Eyy, eyy

Merry Christmas, merry nothing

This December sucks

I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a ** somewhere

Santa Claus ain't real

He's fake just like most people

(Fake just like most people, fake just like most people)

Christmas, merry nothing

This December sucks

I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a ** somewhere

Santa Claus ain't real

He's fake just like most people

(Fake just like most people, fake just like most people)

Santa's fake just like most people

(Fake just like most people)