Actually Romantic

I heard you call me "Boring Barbie" when the **'s got you brave

High-fived my ex and then you said you're glad he ghosted me

Wrote me a song saying it makes you sick to see my face

Some people might be offended

But it's actually sweet

All the time you've spent on me

It's honestly wild

All the effort you've put in

It's actually romantic

I really gotta hand it to you, ooh

No man has ever loved me like you do

Hadn't thought of you in a long time

But you keep sending me funny valentines

And I know you think it comes off vicious

But it's precious, adorable

Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse

That's how much it hurts

How many times has your boyfriend said

"Why are we always talking 'bout her?"

It's actually sweet

All the time you've spent on me

It's honestly wild

All the effort you've put in

It's actually romantic

I really gotta hand it to you, ooh

No man has ever loved me like you do

You think I'm tacky, baby

Stop talking dirty to me

It sounded nasty, but it feels like you're flirting with me

I mind my business, God's my witness that I don't provoke it

It's kind of making me wet (Oh)

'Cause it's actually sweet

All the time you've spent on me (Ah)

It's honestly lovely

All the effort you've put in (Ah)

It's actually romantic

Really gotta hand it to you, to you

No man has ever loved me like you do

It's actually romantic (You've just given me so much attention la-la-la-la)

It's actually romantic

(It's so) Shoo-wop-bop, romantic