Eldest Daughter

Everybody's so punk on the internet

Everyone's unbothered 'til they're not

Every joke's just trolling and memes

Sad as it seems, apathy is hot

Everybody's cutthroat in the comments

Every single hot take is cold as ice

When you found me, I said I was busy, that was a lie

I have been afflicted by a terminal uniqueness

I've been dying just from trying to seem cool

But I'm not a bad **, and this isn't savage

But I'm never gonna let you down

I'm never gonna leave you out

So many traitors, smooth operators

But I'm never gonna break that vow

I'm nеver gonna leave you now, now, now

You know, thе last time I laughed this hard was

On the trampoline in somebody's backyard

I must've been about eight or nine

That was the night I fell off and broke my arm

Pretty soon, I learned cautious discretion

When your first crush crushes something kind

When I said I don't believe in marriage, that was a lie

Every eldest daughter

Was the first lamb to the slaughter

So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire

But I'm not a bad **, and this isn't savage

But I'm never gonna let you down

I'm never gonna leave you out

So many traitors, smooth operators

But I'm never gonna break that vow

I'm never gonna leave you now, now, now

We lie back

A beautiful, beautiful time-lapse

Ferris wheels, kisses, and lilacs

And things I said were dumb

'Cause I thought that I'd never find that beautiful, beautiful life that (Ah)

Shimmers that innocent light back

Like when we were young

Every youngest child felt

They were raised up in the wild

But now you're home

'Cause I'm not a bad **

And this isn't savage

And I'm never gonna let you down

I'm never gonna leave you out

So many traitors, smooth operators (Ah, ah)

But I'm never gonna break that vow (Never gonna break that vow)

I'm never gonna leave you now, now, now

Never gonna break that vow (Ooh)

Never gonna leave you now, now

I'm never gonna leave you now