Actually Romantic

I heard you call me "Boring Barbie" when the **'s got you brave

High-fived my ex and then you said you're glad he ghosted me

Wrote me a song saying it makes you sick to see my face

Some people might be offended

But it's actually sweet

All the time you've spent on me

It's honestly wild

All the effort you've put in

It's actually romantic

I really got to hand it to you

No man has ever loved me like you do

Hadn't thought of you in a long time

But you keep sending me funny valentines

And I know you think it comes off vicious

But it's precious adorable

Like a toy Chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse

That's how much it hurts

How many times has your boyfriend said

"Why are we always talking 'bout her?

It's actually sweet

All the time you've spent on me

It's honestly wild

All the effort you've put in

It's actually romantic

I really got to hand it to you

No man has ever loved me like you do

You think I'm tacky baby

Stop talking dirty to me

It sounded nasty but it feels like you're flirting with me

I mind my business God's my witness that I don't provoke it

It's kind of making me wet

(Oh)

'Cause it's actually sweet

All the time you've spent on me

It's honestly lovely

All the effort you've put in

It's actually romantic

Really got to hand it to you to you

No man has ever loved me like you do

It's actually romantic

You've just given me so much attention

It's actually romantic

It's so romantic