Steve Martin - Alt Version

作曲：Abby Holliday

作词：Abby Holliday

I have such a vivid memory

Such a vivid memory

I wish you were like Father of the Bride

I wish you'd learn to roll your eyes at me

When I do something you don't like

When I do it just to spite you

I wish you were the coach of the football team

Yeah like really cut your teeth

Chase your dreams

Find out what it means

To be an actual human being

I could be the one to teach ya

But I wanna say ** it all

And then I wanna have a call

Why are you looking for a needle in a haystack

When there's horses

I wanna say ** it all

I'm half-expecting you to call

Why are you looking for a needle in a haystack

So unimportant

I wish that you'd notice me

Your first love peels the tape off your eyes

So you can carry on moonlighting

What if a good heart is too good for your own good

Trips and falls apart for months on end

Crack a smile come on stay a while

I wanna say ** it all

And then I wanna have a call

Why are you looking for a needle in a haystack

When there's horses

I wanna say ** it all

I'm half-expecting you to call

You're probably looking for a needle in a haystack

So unimportant

I wish that you'd notice me

I have such a vivid memory

Such a vivid memory

I have such a vivid memory

Such a vivid memory

I have such a vivid memory

Of turning on the TV

Showing me your new favorite thing

I let my silence speak

** gets passed down from you to me

I have changed what I believe but

I still just need you to be

Exactly what I need

I still need you to need me

I wanna say ** it all

And then I wanna have a call

You're probably looking for a needle in a haystack

Why are you looking for a needle in a haystack?