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戈比发生英俊事件后，奥尼尔在干什么？零三年夏天，鲨鱼得知英俊事件之后十分震惊，因为在他的印象里，戈比社除了训练就只会躲在房间里学习的书呆子。可两人毕竟是携手拿下过三连冠的兄弟，奥尼尔第一时 还是让经纪人发去了短信。但科比铁了心要与世隔绝，任何方式都联系不上他，无孔不入的媒体这时却盯上了奥尼尔，每当他出席活动时，都会被追问有关科比的问题，为了不卷入这场风波，善于起心，只回复了四个字，无可奉告。奈何扛不住记者们的穷追猛打。对于并不知道英俊事件真相的他，主要说出一句，我相信法律，希望科比能证明 自己无罪。可正是因为这一句话，让 ok 组合在新赛季的训练营中没有过一次交流。科比认为奥尼尔口口声声说是自己的大哥，却从没有在公开发言中坚定的坚持过自己。奥尼尔则认为科比的指责是毫无道理的，因为事发之后根本就联系不上他。万万没想到，这仅仅是 ok 组合矛盾爆发的序章。 几个月后，英俊警方公布了调查证词，其中科比曾说过自己应该听从奥尼尔之前的忠告，他就用钱解决过类似的麻烦。一时激起千层浪，媒体一句沙克也干了，公之于众。
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