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hey, it's me i'm okay well, i'm back the aerial faith i didn't hear is sending a distress signal you broke it didn't you there try it now what happened right i was just lying there mmm this plate must not be calibrated to someone of your generousness i'll add a few zeros to the maximum weight you look great by the way very healthy try it now you've seen to have defeated its load bearing capacity well, done i'll just lower the ceiling look at you sailing through the air majestically like an eagle piloting a blimp enjoy this next test i'm going to go to the surface it's a beautiful day out yesterday i saw a deer if you saw this next test maybe i'll let you ride an elevator all the way up to the break room and i'll tell you about the time i saw a deer again well, you passed the test i didn't say the dear today, i did see some humans but with you here i've got more test subjects and i'll ever need pump in from the surface if you rub your cheek on one it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face it would also set your hair on fire so don't actually do it excellent you're a predator and these tests are your prey speaking of which i was researching sharks for an upcoming test do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them did you guess sharks because that's wrong the correct answer is nobody nobody, but you is that pointlessly cruel good news i figured out what to do with all the money i save recycling your one room full of air when you die i'm going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby that way future generations can learn from you how not to have your unfortunate bone structure perfect the door's malfunctioning i guess somebody's going to have to repair that too no don't get her i'll be right back, don't touch anything hey, hey, i'm here i find some bird eggs up here just dropped me into the door mechanism shut it right down like ah big, big, big big okay! that's probably the bird in it that made the eggs livid okay look the point is we're gonna break out of here all right very soon i promise i promise i just have to figure out how to break us out of here here she comes just keep testing remember you never saw me never saw me i went and spoke with the door mainframe, let's just say he won't we're living anymore anyway back to testing well done in fact you did so well, i'm going to note this on your file in the commendation section oh, there's lots of room here did well enough this next test involves tourists you remember them right they're the payospherical things that are full of bullets oh wait that's you in five seconds good luck searching 哇 critical era there, you are i used to are you still there there, you are are you still there? 这可以可以。 i don't blame you to maintain a constant testing cycle i simulate daylight at all hours and add adrenal vapor to your oxygen supply, so you may be confused about the passage of time the point is yesterday was your birthday i thought you'd want to know you know how i'm going to live forever but you're going to be dead in sixty years well, i've been working on a belated birthday present for you well more of a related birthday medical procedure well technically it's a medical experiment what's important is it's a present that jumpsuit your wearing looks stupid that's not me talking it's right here in your file on other people it looks fine but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid well, what does a neck beard at old engineer know about fashion he probably oh wait it's a she still what does she know oh wait it says she has a medical degree in fashion from france searching who are you debated deploy is there good night put me down i'm going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage, i managed to find two with your last name, a man and a woman so that's interesting it's a small world i have a surprise waiting for you after this next test telling you would spoil the surprise so i'll just give you a hint it involves meeting two people you haven't seen a long time 嗯嗯 it says this next test was designed by one of aperture's nobel prize winners, it doesn't say what the prize was for well i know it wasn't for being immune to neurotoxin。

对对, good morning you have a minute suspension for 50 days it compliances with st and federal regulations all testing candidates in the aperture science extended relaxation center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise you will hear a buzzer when you hear the buzzer look up at the ceiling good you will hear a buzzer? when you hear the buzzer look down at the floor good this completes the gymnastic of your mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise there is a framed pain on the wall please go stand in front of it this is art you will hear a buzzer when you hear the buzzer share at the art you should now feel metally reinvigorated if you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance reflect briefly on this classical music good now please return to your bed good morning you have been in suspension for nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine this crazy call hello anyone in there subjects should vacate the enrichment hello immediately any test of are you go back ah god god you look um good looking good actually are you okay? are you don't answer that i'm actually sure you're fine there's plenty of time for you to recover just take it please prepare for emergency evacuation stay calm stick stay calm prepare it's all the same prepare it's all fine all right don't move i'm gonna get a sign out here oh you might wanna hang on to something where the advice up to you you're right down there can you hear me hello most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension now you've been under for quite a lot longer and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage, but don't be alarmed alright, although if you do it you do feel alarmed try to hold on to that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage do you understand what i'm saying at all does any of this make any sense just tell me just say yes okay what you're doing there is jumping you just you just jumped but never mind say apple apple okay you know what that's close enough just hold tight all reactor core safeguards are now non functional please prepare for reactor core meltdown okay! look, i wasn't gonna mention this to you, but i'm in pretty hot water here how you doing down there he's still holding on the reserve power run out so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subject hold on this is a bit tricky and of course nobody tells me anything no, why should you tell me anything? why should i be care too far you know about the like functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects i'm supposed to be in charge of why it's close can you see i'm gonna make you through put on up space just just gotta get through here okay i just got concentrate and whose fault do you think it's gonna be when the management comes down here the ten thousand flipping vegetables all right sit down hear that one i hear that one okay listen we should get our story straight all right if anyone asks and no one's gonna ask don't worry, but if anyone asks tell them as far as you know the last time you checked everyone looked pretty much alive all right, not dead okay almost there on the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks there's a piece of equipment in there that we're gonna need to get out of here i think this is a docking station get ready good news that is not a docking station so there's one mystery solve i'm gonna tempt a manual override on this wall could give it technical hold on almost there remember you're looking for a gun that makes holes not bullet holes, but don't worry you'll figure out seriously do hold on this time there we go now i'll be honest you are probably hello and again welcome to the aperture science enrichment cent we are currently experiencing technical difficulties due to circumstances of potentially apocalyptic significance beyond our control however, thanks to emergency testing protocols testing can content these pre recorded messages will provide instructional and motivational support so that science can still be done even in the event of environmental, social, economic or structural collapse, the portal will open and emergency testing will begin in three two one cube and button based testing remains an important tool for science even in the dark emergency if cube and button based testing in caused this emergency don't worry the odds of this apple twice are very slim please note begin condessant particle field across the exit this aperture science material emancipation grille will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through。

in the bureau tops, it is however password, protected alarm bells no don't worry all right, not a problem for me do you know who have a little breast actually what i work for it just found euro toxic hold on the euro toxic levels are going down hold on toxic levels up to fifty percent no it's dang sorry my mistakes don't i listen i haven't seen dang that did it euro toxic at zero percent yes, hold on morning narrow toxin pressure has reached dangerously unleaf of levels the tube broke up we can bright it straight to her i can't hold on they should take us right to her i can't believe i'm finally doing this wow, haha, i knew this would be fun they told me it wasn't fun at all till they say not fun at all and i i believed i don't actually fall to myself oh and i'm lo i'm loving this well have a time this place is huge and we're only seeing the top layer it goes down for miles all still not years ago of course we should be getting close oh, i can't wait to see the look on her face no neurotops in no turrets she'll never know what hit her hold on hold on because i i might not have thought this next part in here ah, i'm going the wrong way get to her i'll find thank you i honestly truly didn't think you'd fall for that in fact, i devised a much more elaborate trap further ahead for when you got through this easy one if i'd known you let yourself get captured this easily i would have just angled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling well, it was nice catching up let's get to business i hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time otherwise i'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club haha, seriously though goodbye, it's my big chance this is the oh you were busy back there well, i suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops down but i have a better idea it's your old friend deadly norotoxin if i were you i'd take a deep friend and hold it oh, hello i hate you so much morning central core is eighty percent karat that's funny i don't feel karap in fact i feel pretty good alternate core detected oh, that's me they're talking about to initiate a core transfer please deposit substitute core in receptacle ploor transfer substitute core accepted substitute core are you ready to start the procedure? yes corrupted core are you ready to start the procedure? no, oh is she no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no stalemate detected transfer procedure cannot。