不能让脱口秀成为脱缰野马是什么梗

知足后的这个演员因为调侃口罩不够聪明的人被罚款五万块钱，并没收。当场全部演出两千五百四十九块三毛。这个演员就是我。

知名痛就演员因为调侃口罩和未成年人被罚款五万块钱，这个演员就是我。

everybody all right enjoy everybody ok， ok， sorry i didn't catch your name earlier ok， i i believe at this point it's safe to to talk again as you see starship going with all 30 three reptor engines working here this is already month past yeah， already passed max qug approaching hot staging here wow， this is looks like those ground changes made a big difference here didn't it absolutely we are approaching the hot staging here they're about 30 seconds away from the hot staging moment this is where we will see this event we all have been waiting for watch watch for it i'm so excited to see this yeah it just shows you how much how much effort they put in between these two flights to get to this point and absolutely a great job by your nsf crew getting these images to us also， i believe that's hot staging i think so that is oh my god so next up we're gonna see if we can see the boost back that looks like yep it looks like it's a booster burger look at that it runs wow that looks like that look good to me alex like initial dad but yeah yeah yeah oh my god controlled flight it looks like it's working and with this ship 25 is on its way to hawaii oh my god， oh， wow！ ship 25 is already past the mac that was lying it's already 90 kilometers up wow， oh my god this is unbelievable i mean this couldn't be more picture perfect right now and you know i think that shot we had it lift off where you could see the boats in the foreground gave you such a sense of scale it appears that they have lost the booster on the boost by turn， but it's okay ship 25 is continuing it's right now in space it's past so we can confirm so we can confirm those starship for the first time ever has entered space it's in space it's in space starship is in space and it's still burning in space too which is great so it and you can see all six rethrater engines are still running oh my god alex， when they say they lost the booster was it did they did they have to employ the flight termination hardware on the booster or was it i i was not， i was not able to to really properly see it it it just appeared that it it exploded but again you know the important part was that ascent portion the ship is continuing hawaii there's no words yeah there's no words right and this is okay all i'm saying this bonus yeah this is all bonus we are we are in bonus territory we saw a good first stage flight we saw hot staging we saw second stage ignition this is already bonus this is unbelievable and what we were talking about earlier was that what we were looking for from a success standpoint and here we saw just a perfect lift off with no engine loss we saw hot staging and now we're on our way to orbit alex， you said the burn is longer than you thought yeah so the comparison between the booster and the ship the ship is burning for six minutes it's not two and a half it's six minutes so it's a long burn so you know a lot of patience to get to to that point they have confirmed nominal， so so so far until this point everything is good forty primary mission yeah i i okay i'm fully admitting it i never expected this this is does our ground cameras from us this is ground cameras yeah， yeah， apparently dassis is still tracking it that's awesome wow that wow that's in real kudos this is a manual track by the way that dos is the master of manual tracking so he is tracking this this is with the dos ai employed right now and he's getting this he's getting this done for us dare i say y'all in my new interesting and we are approaching step by step here and nominal insertion step by step by stuff we are getting close here and so far it seems everything is going well this is unbelievable and that was my little spicy if i look below there that's our fuel tank level it looks like they're having some telemetry on the fuel levels too so they have plenty of fuel left they are about two minutes away from starship engine cut off which if they arrive there， i mean we might see a re entry i'm just saying it we might see a re entry hahaha， we're about nine thousand kilometers away from that almost orbital speed because orbital speed is about 27 thousand kilometers per hour definitely getting almost there right now yeah remember that with now what do we think in here this is just i don't know that i think just the exhaust of the second stage because the yet that's just at some point the plume gets so big that it looks really funky here but we are one minute away from starship engine cutoff and we still have three little and three vacuum wrapped engines running wow just remember that the that with second stages the most part of the of the velocity is gained towards the end so right now we're we're on the last minute and it's still like five thousand kilometers per hour， but that's normal and just real guidance so that means it's getting there final burn right， yeah， oh my god well， they leave the computers saying， hey， we're close okay， we have shutdown there and we are waiting for spaces confirming nominal insertion we are waiting for it and has some of the dos for that camera work great job dos you followed it all the way up and we are waiting still at some point they will confirm it and once they confirm it that that confirms a bonus for us i'm speechless here i'm honestly speechless i just got the high heart rate announcement on my watch they're standing by for a call out here all right coming up on the projected time that ship would shut down its engines do we hear it。

我是一个北京人啊，我是一个北京人啊，所以就是跟其他投球演员相比呢，我有一些优势对吧？ 我有北京户口，哈哈哈。我家的北京呢，有两套房，每套两百多平。然后到二零一六年呢，我们家破产了。那这么开心？哈哈哈。简单说是什么呢？我爸跟别人做生意被骗了，把我家的房啊车啊还都抵押了。 我一开始不同意，我爸说周转一下，周转一下，咱再买回来。 结果成周了。哈哈哈哈哈没躲。哈哈哈哈哈哈哪去了？靠！哈哈哈哈哈哈。不过我爸还是很信任我， 他姓什么？他之前管一个叔叔借钱，然后让我打了欠条。哈哈哈哈。

我其实从上大学开始就一直在上海，你知道这种大城市还是给人非常多的紧张感的，我刚毕业的时候租房也没钱，租了个阁楼， 阁楼屋顶是三角形的，我给我爸妈拍了个照片，我爸妈笑话我说儿子你在上海给人看金字塔呢啊哈哈哈哈确实很别扭。你知道就是我那个床在整个屋的角里边。就是怎么形容，就每天起床根本不敢轻举妄动是吧，走到屋中间才敢伸懒腰。 我每天重复一遍这猴是怎么变成人的全过程啊哈哈哈哈而且我上班之后也是被迫学会了很多东西，你知道如果你不工作的话是吧，我永远都不知道世界上有一种东西叫冰美式 啊，不上班你是吃不了这种苦的哈哈哈我觉得没有人第一次喝冰美式会特别喜欢对吧。嗯嗯哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈哈太苦了我这拿这个提神跟拿棍子直接抡我有什么区别这是哈哈哈，我第一次喝的时候我就想世界上应该不会有什么东西比这个更难喝了吧。 直到半个小时之后，我这杯冰美式变成了常温美式。是吧哈哈哈哈我当时就是程序员嘛，我每天就坐在格子间里喝冰美式在那写代码。我觉得如果越王勾践看到我都会说 手里的胆突然不苦了，还是你们对自己狠啊哈哈哈不过我现在已经适应了，因为我可以搭配一瓶经典超绿牛奶，每百毫升含六克原生高蛋白，一瓶牛奶两倍营养， 拼美式直接变冰拿铁，好喝到隔壁勾践都馋哭了。哈哈哈哈我感觉就是大家对自己特别狠这个事是全方位的，经常我去公司前台拿外卖，我看到别人点的外 外卖，我发现我整栋楼的同事都在断碳水。哈哈哈，我感觉这样下去明年咱们就能解决全球的碳排放问题。哈哈哈甚至最极端。有一次我加班到半夜一点多，我想点个夜宵，我说放松一下，我经常看到外卖上还有卖沙拉的， 我说谁半夜一点还要吃沙拉呀是吧，除非你是一个刚来中国还没有倒过时差来的美国人哈哈哈。又睡不着又想家是吧。 插着那个小番茄跟鸡胸肉，嗯，妈妈的味道啊哈哈哈哈我觉得在老家生活我就完全没有这种紧张的感觉，就生活就随意很多，我甚至有一种没有规则的感觉呢。同样是点外卖， 有一次回老家我晚上八点点了个外卖迟到了十二个小时。哈哈哈按外卖软件的规则，他应该赔我四千五百块钱哈哈哈。 第二天早晨外卖来的时候我妈都混乱了，我心情很矛盾，我儿子又吃外卖，但我儿子好像还是吃早饭了哈哈哈但是早饭吃烧烤是不是也不对啊哈哈哈哈而且你知道在上海待久了就是很讲究规则吗？你们也知道 比如火车高铁什么发车前五分钟就不能再检票了，有一次老家我到那个检票口的时候就只有三分钟了，本着一个上海人对自己道德的严格要求，我在那遗憾遗憾， 然后工作人员看着我说你干嘛？我说我就三分钟了进不去了。这个。那你怎么还不跑啊哈哈哈哈。 没有腿吗。啊我不能开这个扎基你跳啊哈哈哈哈。我最有感触的是今年过年的时候我去上海已经十五年了，但今年过年是我第一次坐飞机回老家， 因为老家就小县城，然后今年才修了机场。机场修的也很小。我我刚下飞机我还在那找摆渡车呢。我已经看见开黑车的了哈哈哈哈而且那个机场很小就是每周只有三天有飞机，然后一天也只有两班，一班去北京一班去上海。 我回上海那天我爸妈让我提前四个半小时去机场，我说去那么早干嘛他说上次那些没赶上的机场等了四天。哈哈哈哈去呗有什么办法去的太早了。 你们等过机场开门吗哈哈哈哈你们见过机场锁门吗哈哈哈你们见过用一把 u 型锁就能锁住的机场吗？哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈我站在那都怀疑啊如此简单的安保措施里面有没有 坐飞机啊哈哈哈而且小机场啊一切都非常的随意，我去了发现连什么航班时刻表都没有，想看看我飞机有没有延误，我就正好去柜台问那个工作人员，我说去上海那航班有没有准时有没有延误什么的， 看我一眼什么延误不延误的，人到齐了咱就飞呗这是。哈哈哈哈哈 你这一看外地来的你抄一下你看这有电话你抄一下这个电话你抄一下电话，下次要是路上堵车什么来不及你打电话我让航空公司等你。没事哈哈哈哈。 直到最后坐上飞机我已经系好安全带了，坐在那我都不太确定自己坐的到底是不是飞机。哈哈哈因为机舱门关上的前一刻是吧空姐冲着外面喊了一句，去上海的还有吗？哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈哈不过在那个时刻我真的听到了一个声音说我要去上海哈哈哈我仔细听了一下是十八岁的我自己。谢谢大家啊。