they keep coming it's enough already rubbish just the opposite everyone should come here they should all say our child be born after all it's our first one so what that's nothing that unusual? oh, excuse me? of course, it's something special after all it's the first egg that dino has ever laid the rest were all brought to him by the stalk that's what you think quiet? i think something moved inside the egg nah and though it's too early it'll take longer oh goodness you come even more! what should i offer them to eat master birth always entails so much rock oh gosh! a beautiful egg time to be a beautiful dino i polished it every day i heard that it's good for the baby inside grabish modern nonsense you just have to leave it in the sun that's on off so that's what you have to do they just isn't any more and now it's about time oh is it coming too late well, it's a little overdue but no problem i can help it alone are you crazy cree? you could hit his head? a little smack on the back of the head never hurt anyone it's hatching the look a boy look here everyone it's a boy and a really big one it's always beautiful another little dino but when i think about the way, they are when they grow up? no no! i don't dare think about that no no no no! my little one come to me i'm your mama you better do as she says look she's much bigger than i am and if she gets mad oh dear oh dearing me do you have a name for him? yes! if he was a girl, i would have named her tea but sickness is the boy's name is tea oh wow! there are nice names but he'll be able to live with it and now why did i gather all this food? a let's feed and celebrate come on party time! yeah party time! no and that is just what the dinos did the little dino didn't get much of what was going on he was rather tired from being passed around so much cree spread his wings over him and teo went to sleep immediately soon the dino baby turned into a really cheeky dino boy he loved to play with cree because although cree was much older he was up for all the prince they got up too 跳跳 i didn't mean you was your name to you where is he hiding why stupid question? i want to hear her immediately with no wise and wherefore's but ba ba ba ba ba defined you i should come here i could go and tell him yeah! if you just want him to come here, so you can score him well, go ahead fetch till now aren't we authoritarian never heard anything about modern upbringing just your way to give you authoritarian you see fly i does have its advantages why are you shining at me like that? i haven't done anything wrong today at least as far as i can remember he's not chatting back you i got your dad a little angry yeah! i did okay you get cheekier and more impossible by the day well, i can afford to no one can get me ha ha ha! i wish i could fly that's all we need you hang around too much with cree as it is he has a bad influence on you you see you're getting rebellious already but we'll soon put the stock to it i have decided that you will go to aurora school for three hours every day oh damn! i'm much too little for that what's wronged here did you have a fight with your father again yes, papa says i have to go to auros school every day he's ancient it's bound to be boring, isn't it that it won't be or it can tell fascinating tales i don't believe it you can believe me i was also taught by oral if i promise to go to oral tomorrow, then i want to play with cree now until it gets dark okay of course, my dear but go a little way off pop it doesn't like to see you two together i don't want to go to order what? if he just bothers me around and scolds me, but i have it easier i would just fly away that's it i've got it you simply show me how to fly and then if the lesson is too boring, i'll just up and fly away no dino has ever come up with that idea before so i have no idea if it'll work or not, but we could at least try it i suppose so we could try it but it won't work without wings that bunch is certain we have to get you some wings yeah that's what we need? i already have some they're nice and big they should do nicely instead of flying to your father was spanking for lying rubbish peak if you don't tell anyone, no one will know that i'm practicing flying hmm it doesn't look bad now pay attention i'll show you how it's done and then you imitate me okay okay stronger you must beat stronger with the wings and more elegantly than against with elegance to you who invites the bride to dance shut up peek or you're a freak huh why in the name of tyrannosaurus rex does it work for you and not for me maybe it's hard for beginners to stop from the ground i think my first attempt was out of my nest that was quite easy as far as i can remember makes sense to me can you take me to your nest do we have to to start from a stone that's how it's done that's the first time i've ever had anything sensible from you come to you that rock over there looks good to me and now what stop rashing i'm trying to remember when i think of it you just run off beating with your wings yeah! oh wake up! wake up! oh oh! oh! no mama's man! what do i do now wake up till oh now! that is well here comes the old man till we up your father's headed this way what the hell is going on here till oh the teal fell ah teal what's wrong with you come on get up on my head want your screen stuff on your arms teo is trying to learn to fly that's what made him cry burn to fly clear one of you being up to with thy son,
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咦,该选出自德国动画恐龙的冒险意大利文配音版本,原文的暴龙与小龙在对话,结果暴龙口误叫了声咦,随后被外国网友制成鬼戳视频而变得魔性 啊啊咦,该梗经久不衰,一旦有了新的整活视频又会再次大火啊咦,比如最近东风日产推出的一帕尔。



啊这不是我该来的地方。闪了闪了 逼啊。还好还好跑得快,要不然就呃呃这啊咦咦哎不就是一天一来一去的小恐龙吗好办 啊。什么鬼。呃呃我要报仇这回我在后面偷袭你。我就不相信你还有什么能耐。 呃呃呃呃呃 啊流了再也不想看到那个一了啊我这是啊打扰了啊比。 哎呀这回总该安全了吧呀这又是到哪了,惹不起,拜拜比。

我的世界,你不知道的都市传说之恐龙,想要看见恐龙就必须引诱他出来。我们先用栓绳去抓一点动物,用动物作为诱饵引诱恐龙出来, 把动物全部拴在这里。 然后我们到房子里面去, 在房子里面等待天黑,记住期间千万不能出去。 two thousand years later ok 呀,现在也是完全天黑了, 这是恐龙的叫声。这时候我们千万不能出去,直接睡觉,等到明天早上。 到了早上我们赶紧去看看那群动物。 果不其然,方圆几里的动物都被恐龙制裁了。这时趁着白天继续去拴一点点动物, 拴好动物后继续去房子里面, 继续等待天黑。呃,天黑了,我们赶紧出去,现在恐龙估计已经出现了, 哈哈哈哈哈哈。咦?
