we received your sat scores and want to schedule an interview with one of our love night ah。 小胖高考出乎意料的考了一千五百分,成功的收到了哈佛大学的面试通知。胖妈知道消息后,小胖得到了这辈子都没在妈妈那享受过的待遇。 可从小就对美食有着强烈兴趣的小胖并不想去读大学,他找到了胖爸,告诉他自己想去厨师学校。同样对美食有着热烈爱好的胖爸很支持小胖的想法,他们商量着如何去说服胖妈,两人商量后,小胖决定为胖妈做一顿晚餐来说服他。 晚上小胖准备了一桌子的菜,胖妈手里拿着最近的邮件走了进来,看到一桌子的菜,胖妈更加开心了,小胖不仅考了一千五百分,还为自己准备了晚餐。而就当小胖准备向胖妈说出自己的想 方法是胖妈看到手上有着一份哈佛大学的信件,是小胖的面试通知。胖妈立即说出了一长串面试准备,丢下了话还没说出口的小胖。而一边的胖爸安慰小胖,胖妈为了他操碎了心 才换了小胖的今天就让他先享受这一刻,小胖同意了。第二天,面试官来到了小胖家里,面试官和小胖谈的十分融洽,对小胖的兴趣爱好也十分感兴趣,可一旁的胖妈时不时就走出来打岔,告诉面试官小胖一些虚无缥缈的爱好。 gosh maybe it would be easier if i just interviewed you great idea。 胖妈说着自己这些年来是如何督促小胖的,可面试官听完表示这是一段十分有用的谈话,随后便准备离去。离开前,胖妈询问小胖的面试情况,面试官告诉他,小胖可能并不适合哈佛。胖妈吓坏了,以为是小胖的 bbox 倒砸了面试。 no, no that was actually i mean michael winslow now, it's not so much eddie is it is you me yeah you're a bit of a helicopter mom and harvard's found that when a parent is so invested that the kit tends to fizzle out once they're finally on their own。 胖妈十分自责,因为自己小胖上不了哈佛。而这时小胖也告诉她, 没有关系,自己并不想去读大学,想去厨师学院。胖妈听到这并没有生气,只是伤心的离开了。一年一度的社区聚会上,小胖找到了胖妈,向他这么久以来对自己的付出表示感谢。 you've always been there for me you're the best mom ever i'm not terrible sure you pushed me a lot like i'm probably gonna have to go talk her through with impressional at some point, but i'm glad you did because it taught me to fight for what i want dirty if you have to i know someone you planned, but i want to go to colin air school and i just want what's best for you that's all i ever wanted i know, but i'm not gonna quit i'm never gonna quit cause i'm jessica wangs kid。 胖爸也找到了胖妈,告诉胖妈,小胖有着自己的梦想,我们应该去支持他。我们像他这么大的时候也独自离开了台湾。他们一起找到小胖,胖妈同意了小胖去厨师学院的想法。 no one's going to stop my son from getting what he wants not even me, but you are going to the top one really mom another life chart this one you fill out yourself idi's a pencil son you never know things can change and i reserve the right to correct whatever you get wrong like it or not i'm not going anywhere。 许多年后,胖爸的头发白了,胖妈依旧貌美如花。他们一同来到了三弟在哈佛的毕业典礼,小胖如愿的成为了一名餐厅老板,二弟如愿的成为了一名演员,而一旁的奶奶依旧身强体壮。
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dear edward loud, we received your sat schools and want to schedule an interview with one of our love night。 这个中国小胖子高考竟然考了一千五百分,还收到了哈佛大学的面试邀请。胖妈简直高兴坏了,破天荒地将洗碗机插上了电,还取消了小胖的所有家务劳动。 i've never seen your mother this happy that includes our wedding day, but definitely not our wedding night we went for it。 小胖还享受到了这辈子从没享受过的待遇,先是带他买喜欢的球队的球衣,再是成吨的采购小胖最爱吃的零食。 可从小对美师有着强烈热爱的小胖,却对哈佛大学一点也不感兴趣。他找到胖妈,表示自己想要去读新东方烹饪学校。而同样对美师有着爱好的胖妈很支持儿子的想法,可他们都知道,胖妈是绝对不会同意的。胖爸 题,小胖可以为胖妈做一顿饭。向胖妈展示厨艺的同事在提出这个事情,小胖觉得这个主意不错,于是晚上她做了一桌子的美食,胖妈拿着一堆新剑走了进来。小胖表示这一桌是为了感谢胖妈特地做的,这让胖妈很是感动。就当小胖想要说出自己的想法时,胖妈突然发现手上的其中一封信是哈佛大学借口 学校期望对小胖进行一次面试。胖妈瞬间喜极而泣,她让胖爸和小胖提前做好面试准备,然后自己去挨个通知亲朋好友。但这次的面试对小胖来说简直就是在浪费时间。 hey, she's worked hard your whole life to give you this opportunity just let her have this, and then we can talk to her about color there fine i'll do it for her。 到了第二天,一家人早早做好了准备,面试官也如约而至。面试官对小胖的成绩很是重要,两人聊得十分融洽。可在交谈的过程中,胖妈时不时的打, 还拿着一些高科技的东西想要证明小胖的爱好。 gosh maybe it would be easier if i just interviewed you great idea。 接下来,胖妈一直帮着小胖回答问题,强调自己这么多年来对小胖的学习有多上心,导致小胖一句话也插不上嘴。还没聊几句,面试官便起身准备离开。 weapon top of school should i free order my license plate frame now okay look, i've done a lot of these things and harvard is not gonna be a fit what his mouth wrapping wasn't it oh no, no that was excellent i mean michael winslow me and no it's not so much eddie is it is you me yeah you're a bit of a helicopter mom and harvard's found that when a parent is so invested at the it tends to fizzle out once they're finally on their own。 就这样,小胖的面试失败了,这让胖妈很是自责。借着这个机会,小胖坦白了自己的想法,他告诉胖妈,自己并不想上冥想, 而是想去新东方学烹饪技术。但胖妈听后居然没有生气,而是失落的离开了。没过几天,在一年一度的社区聚会上,胖妈被邀请上台唱歌,从歌词里,他满是透露着对小胖的愧疚。台下的小胖看不下去了,直接拿起话筒冲上了台。 leaving you behind if you try to suspend our sum because of this we will sue everyone in this school the best part is danger boss coachell hadn't dumped me i never would have met your father i wouldn't be here and that would be tragic you gotta be bold you gotta be bold you gotta be wilder。 聚会结束后,小胖告诉胖妈, you've always been there for me you're the best mom ever i'm not terrible sure you pushed me a lot because it taught me to fight for what i want dirty if you haven't i know it's not what you planned, but i want to go to calling and i just want what's best for you that's all i ever want i know, but i'm not gonna quit i'm never gonna quit cause i'm jessica wang's kid。 回到家后,胖爸告诉胖妈小胖也会有自己的梦想,作为家长更应该去支持他,因为他们在小胖这么大的时候离开湾湾来到母国,也是为了追逐自己的梦想。于是两人找到小胖,胖妈表示自己同意小胖去新东方去烹饪,这让小胖特别吃惊。 no one's going to stop my son from getting what he wants but you are going to the top one really mom another life chart this one who fill out yourself i'd use a pencil son you never know things can change and i reserve the right to correct whatever you get well like it or not i'm not going anywhere。 在多年后,两鬓斑白的胖爸和依旧年轻的胖妈参加着三弟在哈佛大学的毕业典礼,小胖如愿地成为了餐馆的老板,而二弟也成功走上了演员的道路。 loneliness i'm actually glad your mother's here even like this i'm gonna be a big old mess later yeah when this thing wrapped up, i got trend running my restaurant and his narcolepsy's flowing up i don't know how but we did it yep i did thank you no, i said。

jessica, our sign is valedictorian of harvard crazy no he stuck down i gave you one rule for today remember don't talk in a wicked bastard accent and to order lobster chowda okay find two rules and it's not crazy he's up there he's always shown signs of greatness breakfast is served suckers boom a literal food pyramid made from all ten food groups frozen fish takes form the base so give her a sect of thought for diving in ten food groups why is it moving i still can't believe you got a fifteen hundred on your sat i still can't believe you haven't told mom yet boys think i'm a high school junior who doesn't listen well fair cautiously following i'll tell mom my score when i really need to get out of jail free cart like for example i'm in jail eddie clean up the mess you made of the kitchen i got a fifteen hundred my sats what wow ellie i can't believe it i did it。

clean up the mass you made of the kitchen, i got a fifteen hundred on my sat's what wow eddie, i can't believe it i did it harvard wants to send an alum here to my house to interview eddie, hi, son afternoon hello that wasn't creepy at all well eddie, do you have any questions for me for conan for harvard? yes, how hard will they make him work and he loves hard work? huh, well, he didn't at first i've always had to push him to succeed eddie focus ah, where's my bed that's over people who work hard recommit yourself to school and hard work you'll get your bed back mom for the next three months while i'm studying for grad school you will be by my side psat pressing study buddies wow, you've really done a lot ready i drive my boys to be the best jessica don't raise mediocre, that's actually very helpful to hear yes, that's why i said it so what did you think of eddie what lou tell the school should i pre order my license plate frame now okay look, i've done a lot of these things and harvard is not gonna be a fit what oh it was his mouth ramping wasn't it oh, no, no that was excellent i mean michael winslownian no, it's not so much eddie, is it is you me yeah you're a bit of a helicopter mom and harvard's found that when a parent is so invested that the kid tends to fizzle out once, they're finally on their own helicopter mom that's not me hey, who puts issue my room。

这绝对是我见过只会出现在教科书中的弟弟,每天早上弟弟都会早起帮哥哥挤好牙膏,然后再把马桶都放好。为了哥哥的头脑发育,他还偷偷在哥哥的午餐里加上绿色食物。他为了以防万一,甚至帮哥哥把作业、公交时刻表,还有坐车用的零钱放进书包,等到哥哥起床时,他就直接可以拿上书包去上学了。 那天小胖得意的回到家,一脸得瑟的向家人宣布他成为了国家荣誉协会的最新成员,这让胖爸胖妈简直难以相信,胖妈甚至还以为自己在做梦。 in a lot of dream mom you all have an army to get it together while i've been here waking up two minutes before i have to leave for school question about a minus b plus lifestyle。 可这时三弟却突然生气的回到了房间。小胖以为是自己的成绩比三弟好,所以导致一向聪明的三弟难以接受,但三弟可不是因为这些生气的。 eddie, i am proud of you, but i think thank you would have been nice for what i'm the reason you're getting into honor society i'm the reason you've been able to wake up two minutes before school every day。 原来三弟为了小胖每天能够不迟到,总是暗中帮小胖打点着生活上的琐事,所以小胖才因此能获得荣誉奖, 但小胖却一直以为这些事情是胖妈做的。 i'm just trying to keep your head above water i'm trying to get you to the other side of the pool since when you care whether or not i do well since you started high school which is the first year of pre college i want to visit you at stanford not jail well, i didn't ask you to do any of this i'm a grown human taller than mom and dad i can take care of myself i would love to see you goodbye without all my help good, because that's what i'll do go on。 第二天,三弟没有像往常一样帮小胖做任何事情。 look his homework nowhere near his backpack the morning promises to。 然而,小胖刷着牙走了出来,收拾着书包,为了节省时间,甚至还将牙膏磨咽了下去,而且连左右脚穿的鞋子都不一样。虽然没有了三弟的帮助,但小胖还是完成了上学前的准备,这让三弟不免有些失落,原来小胖真的不需要他了。可没过一会, 小胖却又回到了家,他需要三弟给他准备公交车的时刻表和零钱,因为好友本来要开车送他去颁奖典礼,而他却没有来。 well, well, the coonies his little brother up and there's no time the schedules well, well, well, look who needs this little brother after all really you bought a bus take adjusted gloat of course not i have a pass you want me to say i needed your help fine i needed your help thank you finally。 可到了颁奖典礼门口,小胖刚好碰到了他的好友,他质问好友为什么没有来接他,而好友 却说早上已经提前打电话让三弟帮忙转达了。原来这一切都是三弟做的局,这让小胖很是生气。 you didn't tell me on purpose so i have to come crawling back to you for the bus schedules in my defense i thought she was just dropping you off and you would never find out chart move low brow。 回到家后,三弟准备了一束康乃馨,想要向小胖道歉,可小胖却并没有领情。 第二天,三弟上课时,突然发现自己的作业竟然忘了放进书包,他一心止步着关注小胖,居然忘记了自己的作业。 就在这时,小胖突然来到了他的教室,他从书包里拿出了三弟的作业,因为他早上忘记带钱包,所以又回了趟家。其实没有了三弟的帮助,他甚至还以为今天是周六,还穿着泳衣就出门了。 but i've been such a jerk to you i'm still mad but i know how important homework is to you i want to visit you at stanford not georgia tech i'm sorry, i underestimated you i guess i like knowing you depended on me i've grown up i know it's hard little brother, but it's time you need to let me go guess i do, but you were right about one thing i owe you a thank you for the honor society every good habit i have i learned from watching you as marcus rarely has said waste no more time arguing what a good man should be wow!

